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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker Apr 20

    Male fruit flies seek sexual release wherever they can find it. When they can’t, they drink alcohol: http://nyer.cm/kyZGTR9 pic.twitter.com/j0vqFHfmiA

    3:00 AM - 20 Apr 2018
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      2. sea war wall‏ @noor_erg Apr 20
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Sooo, what are we using other 19 pairs of chromosomes for?

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Directed^Energy‏ @Ike_Kiefer Apr 21
        Replying to @noor_erg @NewYorker

        Some for creation (Edison, Tesla, Ford), some for domination (Alexander, Napoleon, Hitler). @jordanbpeterson

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      2. JD‏ @realJDRico Apr 20
        Replying to @NewYorker

        How dare you assume their gender you bigotspic.twitter.com/mFEnQYucKI

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. james jamieson‏ @jimjamieson Apr 20
        Replying to @realJDRico @NewYorker

        👏👏👏👏👏😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍🏻

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      1. Markypie •‏ @markylikespie Apr 20
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Sounds like most college fraternities…

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      1. Nestor‏ @AliasNestor1 Apr 20
        Replying to @NewYorker

        These noble creatures, so much like us.

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      2. Capt. Lavender‏ @akaSilkyJ Apr 20
        Replying to @NewYorker

        No wonder they’re so annoying.

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      3. Paulus‏ @anty_loop Apr 20
        Replying to @akaSilkyJ @NewYorker

        Best comment. Ever.

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      1. Trevor Greetham‏ @TrevorGreetham Apr 20
        Replying to @NewYorker

        A fascinating insight into a species so alien to our own.

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      1. Mr. Babypants‏ @mrbabypants Apr 20
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Are you sure this is just about fruit flies?

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      1. Anita Rachel Townley‏ @AnitaRTownley Apr 20
        Replying to @NewYorker

        That sentence still makes perfect sense if you remove 'fruit flies' from it.

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      1. Shrendan Banahan‏ @ShrendanBanahan Apr 20
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Boycott fruit flies and their toxic masculinity.

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      1. Fusilli Jerry‏ @shibdeeble Apr 20
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        pic.twitter.com/stgeuJ8ec1

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      1. Holly Stiles‏ @HollyStiles7 Apr 20
        Replying to @NewYorker

        I believe it...Lolol.. whenever I brought them home on my clothes from the Climetron I captured them with a glass of wine.. once they fall in they can’t get out... truism..😆😏

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      1. C. van Toor‏ @cvantoor Apr 20
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        Sounds like an episode of 'Jersey Shore'.

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      1. SarahValentinaMartinez‏ @svm_sarah Apr 20
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        Gross

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      1. Richard DeCamp‏ @richdecamp Apr 20
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        "We're not so different, you and me..."

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      1. 'Merica‏ @WeWhoDieSaluteU Apr 20
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        Bar flies are worse

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