I so wish this weren’t parody. 
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What will anger Trump the most about it. 1) The fact it’s Comey 2) it’s Amzaon 3) it’s a book
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delivered by the USPO (gratis)
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If only this were true
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So THAT'S why
@POTUS went on a#Twittertirade today!? Well, I'd be a bit salty too, if I was inundated by a flood of my enemy's propaganda tomes. It all makes sense now!pic.twitter.com/anG5KnQaUnThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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...using the postal service.
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Lol! Perfect!
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Love me some Amazon!






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That will make a nice fire...
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Ten thousand!!!??!! Well done. Bury the orange idiot with them. He doesn’t or can’t read. Let him feel the weight of facts and public opinion.
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Rich.
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They can use it for toilet paper, that's all it's good for besides a laugh, it's a total work of fiction
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Why is he smiling?
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Nice kindling.
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I so wish that really happened. Please, Mr Bezos!
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