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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker Mar 29

    Did you hear the one about the fast-food-loving, exercise-averse President who got a rave health review from his doctor and then nominated him to run a vast government agency with an annual budget of close to two hundred billion dollars? http://nyer.cm/WTgoc3G pic.twitter.com/qbDHvWDMqu

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      1. Dr. William Benner‏ @drwrbenner Mar 30
        Replying to @NewYorker

        I have but, it’s difficult to stomach.

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      1. Sassisback!!‏ @jenniferprager Mar 29
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      1. Sour Scooter‏ @Writesomethink Mar 29
        Replying to @NewYorker

        No but I’m guessing the punchline leaves one feeling a little empty.

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      1. Christopher Boyd‏ @CMB_News Mar 29
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        Unfortunately, yes.

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      1. Ian Perr‏ @creativeian Mar 30
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        The way you say it-it sounds like “quid pro quo”

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      1. Andrew‏ @mlapwing56 Mar 30
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        This is crazy country, WTF is happening in the USA?

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      1. Barb Dignan‏ @barbdignan Mar 29
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        The height of insanity. And half the nation is OK with it. SMFH

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      1. Iduna‏ @IdunaB Mar 29
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        “Theoretically, Trump could still have stuck up for him, arguing that he was doing a bang-up job for veterans and that he deserved a mulligan.” For spending our $ for personal use? I think not! #MAGA

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      1. Sue Kornbacher‏ @kukana49 Mar 29
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        More and more crazy........

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      1. Baseball‏ @baseballminutia Mar 29
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      1. Rob Rainbolt‏ @Rob_Rainbolt Mar 30
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        Is this the one about the dumpy sack of shit President who had to be hauled away in a golf cart while other world leaders strolled alongside?

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      1. Lauren Granite‏ @granitelb Mar 30
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        ...for which he has no relevant experience?

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      1. Joanne Patterson‏ @JoannePat22 Mar 29
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        insanity marches ever forward in this administration

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      1. RLAS‏ @RLAS19 Mar 29
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        Unfortunately, I did! 😡

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      1. Greg Maynard‏ @jethro63_greg Mar 29
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        The Doctor appears to be a good , dedicated person but his presentation of bone spurs, wonder if he found any spurs in that heel, certainly sounded like a paid political announcement that didn’t square up with the eye test

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      1. Corinne Starr‏ @camilla905 Mar 29
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        So sad. The trump stench will be on him soon.

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      1. joann balardeta‏ @windergal Mar 29
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        Unfortunately, Yes!

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      1. Gerard Brennan‏ @gerbrenn Mar 29
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      1. Swizzlestick‏ @Swizzlestick8 Mar 29
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        Yes sadly....pic.twitter.com/0K1THQqumy

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