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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker Mar 15

    .@BorowitzReport: N.R.A. Proposes Having Second Armed Teacher in Every Classroom to Stop First Armed Teacher from Misfiring. http://nyer.cm/0oTzft8 pic.twitter.com/n51xoDRN3G

    7:18 AM - 15 Mar 2018
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      1. J Wood‏ @mxyzplx Mar 15
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Fave if you knew the Borowitz tweet was satire, retweet if you had to think for a second and weren't sure if it was true or not.

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      2. (((Jordan C)))‏ @jewriggs Mar 15
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        I know this is satire, but at this point I can’t even tell the difference anymore

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      1. Amy Low‏ @amylow Mar 15
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Why don’t they just have armed security guards in each classroom? Oh wait...they’d have to pay them more than a teacher’s salary. Get rid of the guns and let the teachers teach.

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      1. Patrick Rycx‏ @PatrickRycx Mar 15
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        pic.twitter.com/7zTyNp6fD3

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      1. Stella Braintree‏ @StellaBraintree Mar 15
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Maybe they should teach girl and boyscouts to shoot; give them badges for being really good at aiming. Post them outside classrooms with huge guns, so others feel safe inside. *Guess they'll need tutoring after school, but who cares if they learn -- They'll be saving people!

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      1. Mercedes Renard‏ @mercedesrenard Mar 15
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        What is this the #wildwildwest

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      1. TakingBackAmerica‏ @WeTakeBackUSA Mar 15
        Replying to @NewYorker @mpassariello @BorowitzReport

        What is it with the NRA...they get off on dead Americans? They must be heavily invested not only in gun manufacturing but in coffin manufacturing as well. #RememberInNovember

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      1. General Knower‏ @sbjctmttrexprt Mar 15
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        None of this is actually funny maybe get another humor columnist?

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      1. Rob Hill‏ @rhilltops Mar 15
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        LOL. I can't wait till they just replace all the students with the Army.

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      1. Starlily‏ @johnmarvel1781 Mar 15
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        It's like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

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      1. Mabel‏ @Mabel3388 Mar 15
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        It’s just getting dumb and dumber every minute! 🙄👎🏻

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      1. Mark S‏ @Maseals71 Mar 15
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Gun stocks up again!!

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      1. rrlse‏ @priusport Mar 15
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Nutty. Bizarre.

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      1. Christopher Fagan, AIA‏ @cfaganstudio Mar 15
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Yeehaw

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      1. Char‏ @hurricanechar3d Mar 15
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Dammit, La Pierre, just shut up and disappear! Our country is so sick & upset about gun violence and you just keep yapping on getting more guns out there so you and your fellow gun manufacturers cronies can make more 💰and the killing and violence goes on like Gotham City.🤬😤

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      1. Howard Law‏ @bigrdiodit Mar 15
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        And this is how they have always stimulated gun sales over the decades

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