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I know this is satire, but at this point I can’t even tell the difference anymore
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Why don’t they just have armed security guards in each classroom? Oh wait...they’d have to pay them more than a teacher’s salary. Get rid of the guns and let the teachers teach.
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Maybe they should teach girl and boyscouts to shoot; give them badges for being really good at aiming. Post them outside classrooms with huge guns, so others feel safe inside. *Guess they'll need tutoring after school, but who cares if they learn -- They'll be saving people!
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What is this the
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What is it with the NRA...they get off on dead Americans? They must be heavily invested not only in gun manufacturing but in coffin manufacturing as well.
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None of this is actually funny maybe get another humor columnist?
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LOL. I can't wait till they just replace all the students with the Army.
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It's like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.
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It’s just getting dumb and dumber every minute!

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Gun stocks up again!!
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Nutty. Bizarre.
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Dammit, La Pierre, just shut up and disappear! Our country is so sick & upset about gun violence and you just keep yapping on getting more guns out there so you and your fellow gun manufacturers cronies can make more
and the killing and violence goes on like Gotham City.
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And this is how they have always stimulated gun sales over the decades
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