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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker Mar 14

    .@BorowitzReport: Vladimir Putin Concedes Defeat in Pennsylvania Special Election. http://nyer.cm/il6vB4S pic.twitter.com/otFTQXtf7e

    2:49 PM - 14 Mar 2018
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    23 replies 372 retweets 997 likes
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      2. erin “with cat ears” ryan‏Verified account @morninggloria Mar 14
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Jesus fucking christ

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      2. James Grebey (spooky)‏Verified account @jgrebes Mar 14
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        hey Elon Musk, buy the Borowitz Report instead of the Onion, and then launch it into the sun

        1 reply 1 retweet 14 likes
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      2. J sheffield‏Verified account @Mr_JSheffield Mar 14
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        After stealing so much money from the Russian people, You would have thought #Putin could afford a better plastic surgeon!?.... 🤷🏼‍♂️pic.twitter.com/bOcJavrVLr

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      2. paTricia Marklew‏ @triciaV49 Mar 14
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Is this for real? He is not even pretending to not be involved in US politics any more?!

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      3. PLibertatum‏ @PLibertatum Mar 14
        Replying to @triciaV49 @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        The New Yorker is an awesome magazine. This particular column from the New Yorker is called the Borowitz Report. It is satire and is meant to be humorous in a grim sort of way.

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      4. paTricia Marklew‏ @triciaV49 Mar 14
        Replying to @PLibertatum @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        As a brit I was unaware of this aspect of the column. Thank God for small mercies

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. RedwoodResistance‏ @CoolGreenPines Mar 14
        Replying to @NewYorker @dcmn8 @BorowitzReport

        LOL!

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      1. Dave Albiston‏ @dave333albiston Mar 15
        Replying to @NewYorker @erkeener @BorowitzReport

        😂

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      1. Howdy‏ @texasmacguy Mar 15
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        I love the smell of dumped republican in the morning. Smells like victory!pic.twitter.com/0ihr9JlN4z

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      1. TFerreira‏ @thiago_dias Mar 14
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Kkkkkkkkkkk

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      1. Bruce Forsyth‏ @BHForsyth Mar 14
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        Mr. Putin would never concede - except maybe against Chuck Norris.

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      1. Chris‏ @Miamichris1 Mar 14
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        😂😏pic.twitter.com/PjWHbXvmZM

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      1. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep Mar 14
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        Nerve gas for everyone!

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      1. Aubin Wilson‏ @AubinWilson Mar 14
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        @POTUS @realDonaldTrump hope you are caught up on your reading.

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