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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker Mar 11

    What is the right amount of emotional distance that viewers should be able keep from “The Bachelor”? http://nyer.cm/uavCZoe pic.twitter.com/8hDsoB1BaT

    5:30 AM - 11 Mar 2018
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      1. jared nieters‏ @jarednieters Mar 11
        Replying to @NewYorker

        What's the right amount of emotional distance I should keep from the @NewYorker when I see you covering "The Bachelor"?

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      1. james mccarty yeager‏ @Thooleramawn Mar 11
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        infinite. as in, don't tune it in.

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      1. Randall Jay‏ @randyjay Mar 11
        Replying to @NewYorker

        I keep total emotional distance, by not viewing it at all. Crap is crap. Thanks for asking.

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      1. Sujatha Shenoy‏ @sujatha_shenoy Mar 11
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        Ugh!! Is it too much to expect @NewYorker to stay away from this bilge?

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      1. Björn Björnsson‏ @HymanKaplan Mar 11
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        The distance they cover fom the couch to turn off the tv!

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      1. Sour Scooter‏ @Writesomethink Mar 11
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        It’s a scientific constant. Twice the sum of the square of I don’t give a shit.

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      1. Sydney Marie‏ @lough_sydney Mar 11
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        What’s The Bachelor?

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      1. No Boo Shut Up‏ @pennyflames Mar 11
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        All of it

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      1. GRETA‏ @FinzGreta Mar 11
        Replying to @NewYorker

        The what?

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      1. Nick Radford‏ @NickRadford23 Mar 11
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        A light year?

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      1. Mark D Hayes‏ @mdh2959 Mar 11
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        Don’t watch?

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      1. kat w‏ @michellew2102 Mar 11
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        About an ocean. @NewYorker please cover stories that don’t kill Brain cells. There are tabloid magazines for that. I will follow them if I want to read about something as irrelevant as the bachelor. We all know that you have a lot more to offer! #ibelieveinyou

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      1. pyfho‏ @pyfho Mar 11
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        All the distance. Don’t even get involved. There’s enough reality types in the WH. Along with Tiki Torch Nazi types. Smorgasbord of greedy, hateful & corrupt types.

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      1. trumploveorhatehim‏ @King6951122775 Mar 11
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        Idk won’t watch that garbage

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