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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker Mar 1

    People say you don't understand what love is until you've had a child. Bullshit: http://nyer.cm/uy8zOZf pic.twitter.com/CHwkcKy40Y

    1:00 AM - 1 Mar 2018
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      2. Surabhi Sawe‏ @Surbeeee Mar 1
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Correction: People say you don't understand what regret is until you've had a child.

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      1. veppi‏ @pssps24 Mar 1
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        So basically it's just selfish affection towards their own progeny, it's just evolutionary biology, it's not romantic or deep.

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      1. Rodney D Barnes‏ @RodneyDBarnes63 Mar 1
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        I don't know any parent who says that. They may talk about their experience with their child but, "you don't know love unless" is rare & then has a muted meaning, it's not literal, it's just used to describe the experience. This is much ranting about nothing.

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      1. M. S.‏ @LoverUndFighter Mar 1
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        You don’t understand SLEEP until you’ve had a child. The End. ..........of sleep that is 😏 #SeeWhatIDidThere

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      1. Dann Alexander‏ @WriterDann Mar 1
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        It's amazing that the majority of society still believes this. I knew from a young age that I never wanted to have kids, and had vasectomy before I turned 25. Love is a self-defining emotion, on a per person basis.http://amzn.to/PUJsmQ 

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      1. Amelia Victoria Perez‏ @AmeliaV20579292 Mar 1
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        Hilarious Book drawing👍 http://dl.fotoable.net/battery/EmojiKeyboard/stickers/6/11.png …

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      1. umunna emenyonu‏ @emenyonu99 Mar 1
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        You obviously do not hv kids.

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      1. Erik Weissengruber‏ @epWeissengruber Mar 1
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        Tell it to King Lear

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      1. Satan‏ @IAmTheFunGod Mar 1
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        This picture is appropriate because children are nothing more than little bonfires of time, money and youth.

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      2. Robert G Long‏ @RobotLong Mar 1
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        I want to know what love is... I want you to show me!?

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      1. Regina Arteaga‏ @Reginartea Mar 1
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        Wait till the teenage years, you would give anything to get back the terrible two's.

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      1. DedRabbitt‏ @DedRabbitt Mar 1
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        Some sad mother fuckers... It was and always has been love for me.

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      1. Sarah J‏ @nighttimeanal Mar 1
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        That woman in the comic is me 100%

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