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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker Feb 28

    .@BorowitzReport: Trump Wonders Who Will Read Classified Documents Aloud to Him Now That Jared’s Gone http://nyer.cm/sVUCXc6 pic.twitter.com/v61F6PujcN

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      1. Mary Hilton‏ @FMHilton Feb 28
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Actually, it's not funny. He really does have Jared read them aloud to him, and condense them to one sentence paragraphs. Pathetic.

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      1. Eduardo Sturla‏ @laturla Feb 28
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        Stranger than Fiction. Not even Heller or Vonnegut could’ve come up with this stuff!!!

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      1. don wiley‏ @wileyd80 Feb 28
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      1. Leanne‏ @Knifenfaulko Feb 28
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        😂 😂 😂

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      1. Ralph Harding‏ @dataflunky09 Feb 28
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        Melania, especially the NOFORN ones.

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      1. Macinca19‏ @Macinca19 Feb 28
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        I heard that Disney has a lot of voice over actors (who could get a clearance level required) to read the documents to him at bedtime. Perhaps Mickey if there’s any bad or scary parts. Get Ivanka to read them to him - oh right, that won’t work either.

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      1. Roland Kausen‏ @RolandKausen Feb 28
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        ...Siri or Alexa?

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      1. PoliticalEbola‏ @PoliticalEbola Feb 28
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        The logical choice would be Ivanka, but Trump probably loses focus from staring at her legs.

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      1. rosepetals zina‏ @rosepetals_zina Feb 28
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        He will not have a problem. His administration approval rating higher than Obama after a year.

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      1. Bob Murdock‏ @rcdoc Feb 28
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        That’s what I was wondering!

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      1. Norman Shaw‏ @normshaw61 Feb 28
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        😂😂😂

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      1. Middle Management WorkerBee‏ @nocalray Feb 28
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        The man can't even understand a balance sheet.

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      1. Middle Management WorkerBee‏ @nocalray Feb 28
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        He is incapable of understanding them anyway. No loss.

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      1. She-thang‏ @shenghd Feb 28
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        Curious but has your readership been up since last year? I recently resubscribed

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      1. Greg Maynard‏ @jethro63_greg Feb 28
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        This too funny and too damn close to the truth

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      1. Jessica Jones‏ @suzefeld Feb 28
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        😆

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      1. Nobody  🇺🇸‏ @pantone1497too Feb 28
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        This is so funny, but sadly probably true!!

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      1. Howard Knopf‏ @howardknopf Feb 28
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Maybe Hope Hicks ;-) ?

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