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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker Feb 26

    .@BorowitzRepot: Trump Orders Parade to Celebrate His Hypothetical Act of Heroism in Florida School. http://nyer.cm/VnHdsEC pic.twitter.com/wTpkRCSXCk

    12:56 PM - 26 Feb 2018
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      1. Vote November 6th‏ @roseshasteen Feb 26
        Replying to @NewYorker

        There will be a 0 km race before the parade. Trump gets a head start.

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      1.  ❤️Mona Fishman 🎸 🇺🇸 🚂aka Seahorsemomma 💋 🎹‏ @MonaFishman Feb 26
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Trump IS A Hero! He fought & defeated Hillary 💪💪💪💪🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🇺🇸🚂🇺🇸🚂🇺🇸🚂🇺🇸🚂

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      1. Howard‏ @HowardinChicago Feb 26
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        And Trump would make Mexico pay for the Vietnam War.

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      1. MJ‏ @mjoutthere Feb 26
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        #IfOnlyTrumpHadBeenThere dinosaurs wouldn't have gone extinct. He would have used his tiny hands to bat away the asteroid.

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      1. Allan Schlosser‏ @AllanSchlosser Feb 26
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        Spot-on, but I imagine Borowitz's growing challenge is how best to do a parody of a parody.

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      1. Rae Shelat‏ @raeshelat Feb 26
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        People called him a coward for not going down there and when he did you said he forced people to give him a parade

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      1. TINKER,TAILOR,TRUMP‏ @tlieftep Feb 26
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        “Faster than a speeding bullet, more loco than a locomotive” It’s super Trump

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      1. patsy stone detemple‏ @detemple Feb 26
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        3 seconds of hope that it was a parody. Every time.

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      1. DJ Burn‏ @DJBurn77 Feb 26
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        DJ Burn Retweeted DJ Burn

        The same NRA that will not allow their paid politician to ban plastic toy guns are now wanting to improve background check, the political climate is changing and they know that...https://twitter.com/DJBurn77/status/966459474109018112 …

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        https://www.pscp.tv/w/bVyrJTFXTEtSWWtsZ256UWJ8MUx5eEJyVm1xV3J4TiNi-_gxJr3NfOpz1_W-miboh6bMKXb4t7An7CqE8-Ln …
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      1.  ❤️Mona Fishman 🎸 🇺🇸 🚂aka Seahorsemomma 💋 🎹‏ @MonaFishman Feb 26
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        As opposed to the awesome bravery shown by the first 4 officers at the scene who let the kids bleed for 4 minutes ?

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      1. Niki  🇮🇳‏ @byniknat Feb 26
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Love it!

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      1. Jean Sheldon‏ @penultimatepen Feb 26
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        Years from now people will be comparing Borowitz with actual stories of events during this crime scene.

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      1. Mom of the band‏ @BandMomTweets Feb 26
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        This is just obscene!

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      1. I Believe Dr. Ford, LLC‏ @MagicManArthur Feb 26
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        He's gonna award himself the Presidential Medal of Freedom, isn't he?

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      1. Adrian 'Wet in Terms of Water' Wapcaplet‏ @AdrianWapcapIet Feb 26
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Oops, typo in your copy. It's @BorowitzReport .

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      1.  🌻 Peggy  🌻‏ @PLW302 Feb 26
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        And the hypothetical crowd goes wild!

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      1. (((Eli Sandman)))‏ @SandmanEli Feb 26
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Good stuff. Reminds me of Obama's Nobel peace prize in 2009

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      1. stephenlesliejones‏ @stephenlesliejo Feb 26
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        President look racy in hypothetical act in school of good heroism, please.

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