This sale is just a bunch of little teases. Yet you don’t reward your long-time subscribers with any discounts or incentives, just carpet-bomb them every few weeks with another hysterical “this is your last chance ever!” renewal flyer offering no discount or deal. Why?
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god help us we have to pay for this crap?
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Can we sell our current president?...yeah he’ll end up on the clearance rack looking droopy w/shabby hair & bald spots
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.... no, thanks..
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You cannot bribe me enough to buy your rag.
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