Hey @pattonoswalt, I didn’t know you worked for The New Yorker..https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/961050117091373056 …
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New Yorker confirmed to be the Carlos Mencia of the magazine world
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#BREAKING: Pentagon planning grand military parade for 5x draft dodger and miracle of podiatric science, Trump: reporthttp://hill.cm/0jwQz88Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Best laugh I've had in months. Thank you
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Fabulous!
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You people are pathetic, where is your American Pride. and BTW Donald J. Trump is their boss if he wants a parade, He'll get a parade! Don't be so small minded He's the Commander in Chief -
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Wish this was a real headline!
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Twitter really needs a "fuck yes, I like this!" icon.
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Cadet Bonespurs wants the medal for Braggadocios Attention Whoring with golden Clusterfucks....don't worry he'll pin it on himself.
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Who cares the real thing these days? Optical is what matters! Mr. President, I am sure lots of Americans are enthusiastic to participate an US military Cosplay parade: ) Like you, I would love to play a role of General.
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Maybe they would agree to participate if allowed to give the one finger salute.
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Oh the tragedy!
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Yeah, it really is a very Dick-tator thing to do.
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Massive massive case of bone spurs.
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Way not ,,,I agree whit Trump we never have a military parade,,let show the power wee have to the word and USA enemies
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