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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker Feb 5

    .@BorowitzReport: Trump Considering Firing Dow Jones Industrial Average http://nyer.cm/9LVzH8I pic.twitter.com/W8MILzHhW8

    12:07 PM - 5 Feb 2018
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      1. Martin Hiesboeck 解聰文  🌐‏ @MHiesboeck Feb 5
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        pic.twitter.com/EnP9P4iYD7

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      2. Michael Brent Morris‏ @MorrisMichaelB Feb 5
        Replying to @DoghouseDano @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        I'm laughing my ass off. Think I'll pick up a @NewYorker subscription.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      4. Michael Brent Morris‏ @MorrisMichaelB Feb 5
        Replying to @DoghouseDano @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Or, you could go away and I'd pay you for that.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      6. Michael Brent Morris‏ @MorrisMichaelB Feb 5
        Replying to @DoghouseDano @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Was that a sample of your devastating wit?

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      1. Jeff Brunton‏ @Bruntonj8Jeff Feb 5
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Sad but true, he will come up with some excuse and use something else. Ironic humour no longer works post Trump

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      1. the grugq‏ @thegrugq_ebooks Feb 5
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Yeah, exposing corruption doesn't seem to work, the Republicans are still in power while Trump lines his pockets.

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      1. the Hawk's Dandelion‏ @HawksDandelion Feb 5
        Replying to @leightondesign @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        the Hawk's Dandelion Retweeted Martin Hiesboeck 解聰文  🌐

        this one... https://twitter.com/MHiesboeck/status/960639134959218688 … ...

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        Martin Hiesboeck 解聰文  🌐 @MHiesboeck
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport
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      2. ScullySR‏ @gir_sus Feb 5
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Obama and Hillary what did you do now?

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      1. Markus216‏ @MNorm757 Feb 5
        Replying to @NewYorker @CaseyHinds @BorowitzReport

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      1. truthseeker13‏ @TruthSeeker138 Feb 5
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        #Trump should stop his #egorallies his childish twittering & watching tv. Do real work. #TrumpStockCrash #trumpseconomy

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      1. Lynn Hellwig‏ @LynnHellwig1 Feb 5
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Update: firing "Little"Average, Dow and Jones have agreed to being on the team.

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      1. Michael Brent Morris‏ @MorrisMichaelB Feb 5
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Lock 'em up!

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      1. L. C. Douglas‏ @lcdpresents Feb 7
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        Lol

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