It’s bad enough when the waiter gets his thumb in your soup.(credit to Johnny Carson)
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Nope. I wouldn't sit on any of those chairs for anything. Never.



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Where do they keep their wallets?
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no offense
@NewYorker but having been a subscriber & avid reader for 30 yrs as were my parents and grandparents since around 1920 I'M BEGINNING TO NOTICE A DISTURBING TREND OF OBNOXIOUS-AS-HELL PHOTOS & TO COMPOUND THAT, RE-TWEETING THEM 40 TIMES & I THINK YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA SUX.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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No, just no
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Whatever you do, don’t order the crabs.
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you run with an odd crowd, yo
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No no no no no no no no no nope no
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Disgusting and unsanitary and gouache!
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and neurotically wondering who sat in the seat you are in. How was their health. You know, those kind of things.
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Naturists sit on towels. In this case, I wouldn't be at all surprised if the restaurant supplies them.
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I am at NY's 14 jillionth nude restaurant, my bed, with my gf (yes, I have one), watching Psych, eating pasta, from 3 of Cups and except to one-up the French, have no need to broadcast otherwise
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Second person seems a little presumptuous here.
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