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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker Jan 19

    “Cat Person,” a short story by Kristen Roupenian: “By her third beer, she was thinking about what it would be like to have sex with Robert.” http://nyer.cm/LGqiy4Z pic.twitter.com/mjqiOhdrYC

    8:01 AM - 19 Jan 2018
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      1. Myriah‏ @MyriahRoberts Jan 19
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      1. Zvi‏ @fredfred Jan 19
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        Honestly guys, I'm a subscriber. STOP TWEETING THIS. STOP STOP STOP

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      1. Jeff Levy‏ @jefflevy Jan 19
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        Just stop with this. Stop.

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      1. Joshua S. Thomas Sr.‏ @thejoshterror Jan 19
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        When will the women of the world realize that no one else can hear the stories you tell yourself in your mind? We can only hear your actual words.

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      1. Cristián Opazo‏ @elguary Jan 19
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      1. W. David Fish‏ @wdavidfish Jan 19
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        Dammit NYer, savor your success with this story and move on, this image is terrorism.

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      1.  💿‏ @jasonwoodrowha2 Jan 19
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        When are you guys going to give this one a rest?

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      2. Gargi Rawat‏Verified account @GargiRawat Jan 19
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        I finally read it

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      1. William Janiec‏ @bjorama Jan 19
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        OMG!!! Like a bad recurring nightmare! Has to be someone's research project involving mass suicide.

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      1. ᴊιℓℓу мα¢dσωєℓℓ‏ @jillymacdowell Jan 19
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        PLEASE STOP REPOSTING THIS 🤮

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        Please. For. The. Love. Of. God. Stop. Retweeting. This. Enough. Is. Enough.

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      1. Fumble976 - matricule 51632‏ @fumble976 Jan 19
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        third beer not so expensive...😏

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        Stop. Retweeting. This. Please.

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        Stop. Retweeting. This. Or, at least change the 🤬 picture. Geez.pic.twitter.com/xt9kLenbq9

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