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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker Jan 14

    “Cat Person,” a short story by Kristen Roupenian: “By her third beer, she was thinking about what it would be like to have sex with Robert.” http://nyer.cm/fvrqy2S pic.twitter.com/5RMY3hzR7O

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      2. Daniel Dale‏Verified account @ddale8 Jan 14
        Replying to @NewYorker

        You have to stop tweeting this what are you doing

        6 replies 7 retweets 229 likes
      3. blackwritescholar‏ @_deniserector Jan 14
        Replying to @ddale8 @NewYorker

        Seriously. This is, what, 2 weeks old?

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Daniel Dale‏Verified account @ddale8 Jan 14
        Replying to @_deniserector @NewYorker

        Five weeks!

        2 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
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      1.  👻 emily GHOULins  👻‏ @emilycolIins Jan 14
        Replying to @NewYorker

        i would pay to never have to see this picture again.

        0 replies 0 retweets 35 likes
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      2. Anil Dash‏Verified account @anildash Jan 14
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Is your social media account run by Robert from the story?

        1 reply 0 retweets 56 likes
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      2. matthew miles goodrich‏ @mmilesgoodrich Jan 14
        Replying to @NewYorker

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        https://twitter.com/mmilesgoodrich/status/948623852082475009 …

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        This is the cat person photo, zoomed out pic.twitter.com/pwuAmwhs2p
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        2 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
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      1. chelle‏ @chelleatlarge Jan 14
        Replying to @NewYorker

        stop posting this

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      2. Amy Gravino‏ @AmyGravino Jan 14
        Replying to @NewYorker

        I'm going to hire a priest to perform an exorcism on this account just so no one ever has to see this picture again...

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
      3. the call is coming from inside the house Jordan‏ @riverjordan19 Jan 15
        Replying to @AmyGravino @NewYorker

        - 😍🤣I’ve been begging their mother effing social media intern to learn WHEN TO STOP for 8 weeks. to NO AVAIL

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. the lord‏ @THELORDmusic Jan 14
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Why is this still a thing stop dragging it out lol

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      1. Brian Dear‏ @brianstorms Jan 14
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Really. Stop retweeting this.

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      1. Marytime  🤨‏ @sytekmary Jan 14
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Maybe brought out again b/c of publicity around @AzizAnsari ‘s “date?” Second thing I thought of was “cat person”

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      1. Michael C. Rush‏ @rushmc Jan 14
        Replying to @NewYorker

        By my third beer, I was wondering why I ever had to see this pedestrian story ever again...

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      1. Fernando Vallejo‏ @iam_fernando Jan 14
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        Stop. Posting. This.

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      1. Santiago del Paso‏ @stgodp Jan 14
        Replying to @NewYorker

        WHEN WILL THIS END

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      1. I'll eat the poisoned candy‏ @EthanInTX Jan 14
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        This image will be my suicide note.

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      1. Dominic Biondi‏ @DominicABiondi Jan 14
        Replying to @NewYorker

        The only photo I want to see less of than that Naked Hispanic woman bent over a rock, is this ginger-lipped, chapped close up of a mouth.

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