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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker Jan 10

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      1. Woke‏ @MaryWeglarz Jan 10
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Please tell me they are sitting on napkins. Seriously

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      1. Brian Bruce‏ @BrianBruce7 Jan 10
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        Not enough bleach in France to get me to sit on the chairs in that place.

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      2. A.D. Adams‏ @h1gg5b0s0n Jan 10
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        I wouldn't sit on any furniture in the place on a bet.

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      3. A.D. Adams‏ @h1gg5b0s0n Jan 10
        Replying to @h1gg5b0s0n @NewYorker

        Ask about the "pink eye special".

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Jan 10
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        "Waiter! There’s a fly in my soup!” gets a whole new dimension.

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      1. Tom Blue‏ @lovemrpibb2 Jan 10
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        No thank you. I like to smell my food ONLY.pic.twitter.com/nxr2qc5FGh

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      1. that guy, always wore a shirt‏ @Darph_Nader Jan 10
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        oh the poor chair cleaners

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      1. Socialist on Main‏ @FrankMicko1 Jan 10
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        Most argued over thermostat ever.

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      2. Ralf‏ @postdienst41 Jan 10
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        The West is really on the decline. People are so bored with everything, so decadent it's absurd.

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      1. David Meiklejohn‏ @Swingdog46 Jan 18
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        @henryalford Thanks for this great piece.

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      1. genevieve hunt‏ @greengoddess892 Jan 10
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        Are they out to dinner with their mothers or are those male escorts?

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      1. Rando Gammon‏ @RandoThreat Jan 10
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        I don't want to eat dinner near people's exposed body hairs or b-holes. I feel sorry for the cleaning staff.

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      1. David Sanger‏ @davidsanger Jan 10
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        guess you don't need to worry about spilling red wine on your shirt

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      1. Krystal 🌹‏ @KrystalLibre Jan 10
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      1. Bob Kosgak‏ @BobKosgak Jan 11
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        Perhaps one of the more interesting sensations you'll experience is when your erect penis makes contact with the gum underneath the table.

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      1. vitaldust‏ @RuivivarA Jan 11
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        All that meat on display, eww

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      1. KM‏ @kattmoehn Jan 10
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        Outraged commenters. I think the point is you know you'll be less clothed in public so you shower and take care of yourself. This isn't post gym after 20 days camping.

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