Please tell me they are sitting on napkins. Seriously
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Not enough bleach in France to get me to sit on the chairs in that place.
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I wouldn't sit on any furniture in the place on a bet.
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Ask about the "pink eye special".
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"Waiter! There’s a fly in my soup!” gets a whole new dimension.
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oh the poor chair cleaners
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Most argued over thermostat ever.
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The West is really on the decline. People are so bored with everything, so decadent it's absurd.
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@henryalford Thanks for this great piece.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Are they out to dinner with their mothers or are those male escorts?
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I don't want to eat dinner near people's exposed body hairs or b-holes. I feel sorry for the cleaning staff.
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guess you don't need to worry about spilling red wine on your shirt
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Perhaps one of the more interesting sensations you'll experience is when your erect penis makes contact with the gum underneath the table.
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All that meat on display, eww
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Outraged commenters. I think the point is you know you'll be less clothed in public so you shower and take care of yourself. This isn't post gym after 20 days camping.
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