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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker Jan 2

    .@BorowitzReport: Paul Ryan Says He Will Retire Once He Has Wrecked Country. http://nyer.cm/fH4GE7r pic.twitter.com/7D3xso4RGK

    10:26 AM - 2 Jan 2018
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    • SpyderBite_🎮 MS DGAF K.A. Jonathan stella Anita Gilliland Matt Hogan Zenironman🌋 Marcus Aurelius
    35 replies 249 retweets 556 likes
      1. Shannon The Original Great Pumpkin‏ @LVShannyLeigh Jan 2
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        This is too close to the truth. This man is the epitome of evil.

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      1. michshafer@msn.com‏ @michshafermsnc1 Jan 2
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Paul Ryan received Social Security Survivor benefits (his father died, but he still lived with his mother) age 16 -18 and that money helped him to go to college.

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      1. Russia‏ @trump45traitor Jan 2
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Put him in jailpic.twitter.com/VtnsrFwMhr

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      1. Frannie‏ @peppinajoe Jan 3
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Paul Ryan should SHARE TRUMPS MOST DISHONEST & CORRUPT POLITICAL AWARD WITH TRUMP, IT IS TOO HARD TO DECIDE WHICH ONE IS “MOST” DISHONEST & CORRUPT! OR ASK THEIR FAMILY THEY SHOULD KNOW? BILLIONS IN TAX CUTS FOR BILLIONAIRES, WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT—TRUMP!!!!!

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      1. Dale Wright‏ @daleslyw Jan 2
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        If bottoming out is your goal in life then retire when you achieve that goal. Whether you take orders from putin or Rand results the same

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      1. Jane Baldinger‏ @Janedrummer Jan 2
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Caring his Louis Vuitton’s loaded with golden bricks all the way ‘home’ to his Wisconsin bunker (?)

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      2. Mary Frank‏ @Fran_Neena20409 Jan 2
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Note: his Lucrative Government Pension is much more now should he retire as the @SpeakerRyan. Since '99 after his 1st Rep win, Paul Ryan has never paid a Tax Rent in DC, MD or VA. He's lived off the Taxpayers in his Govt Issued Office, Tax Free. Unethical. No regular emp does it

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      1. GeroW.‏ @gero_vdw Jan 2
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        This is not satire, truly believable.

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      1. Debbie Sweeney‏ @darlingdebRN Jan 3
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        @SpeakerRyan We will be ecstatic when you go. We will party in the streets. Don’t let the door slam you in the ass on your way out!

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      1. MoGlo‏ @MoGlo46 Jan 2
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        He is protecting himself from some sort of culpability by keeping Nunes garbage going on! Let’s get him investigated or out of office!

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      1. dustreader‏ @dustreader Jan 2
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        ... aux armes, citoyens, formez vos bataillons! Marchez, marchez, qu'un sang impur abreuve vos sillons! ... because this report is no hoax!

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      1. Micky Orlandea‏ @mihaelaor Jan 2
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        He got what he wanted. A big federal legal heist.

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      1. Connie Colvin‏ @CCB5Keithfan34 Jan 2
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        BUT COUNTRY LET HIM, VOTED FOR HIM AND STOOD BY.

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      1. C M Norton‏ @octopusgrabbus Jan 2
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Oh, like an ancient pterodactyl, he'll rise from the primordial swamp in 2024 after taxes have to be raised.

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      1. Jan O'Neill‏ @jano1855 Jan 2
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Our next President once Trump & Pence are indicted. Terrifying.

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      1. Hannibal Smith‏ @Hannibal0083 Jan 2
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Awwww, does your taint hurt?

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      1. Katherine Nelson‏ @Katdancestoday Jan 2
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Sounds about right!

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