Me: "I'd snake your hand.... er, I'd shake your hand, but, well... your hands are snakes, so I'll just pat your shoulder there, and... okay, so, sssssssssee you around."
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I wouldn't dump anyone because his hands were snakes. I'd exploit his oddity for profit.
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Kidding. I'd just be the dude's friend.
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... you ok?
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Cognitive dissonance. If you shed friends the way a snake sheds skin, and you're coldblooded enough to say that friendship no longer suits my lifestyle, oh well... Probably not worth explaining.
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Typing this response was difficult with the two anacondas hanging off my shoulders.
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