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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 26 Dec 2017

    In @tnyshouts: “Sex is when you squeeze an avocado while making eye contact with another person at Whole Foods.”http://nyer.cm/aayqMU5 

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      1. wharton Wiser‏ @whartonWiser 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @tnyshouts

        I think you need to get your bread baked.

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      1. No Piketty‏ @nopiketty 26 Dec 2017
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        Sex is when you see the train coming and swipe your card on the first try.

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      1. MBD‏ @Mbdevolldd 26 Dec 2017
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        Bees go and no one will be talking about anything. We'll all be gone.

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      1. Chris‏ @Miamichris1 26 Dec 2017
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        Lol 😂😉😏🍉pic.twitter.com/Jb8IjKzCmG

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      1. Susan Surles‏ @peanut55sns 26 Dec 2017
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        If bees go extinct you will not have to worry about it because we will not be far behind

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      1. Jim Anderson‏ @jimbob1950 26 Dec 2017
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        Your child's peers in first and second grade will cover all that information in detail for you

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      1. Kathy Ross‏ @KATROS2001 26 Dec 2017
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        If bees go extinct you’re going to have to worry about a lot more.

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      1. K Jackson‏ @KJackottawa 26 Dec 2017
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        Don't worry. There will bee a whole new career opportunity as a Professional Pollinators. Work them into the story.

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      1. Kendall Harrison‏ @keharrison09 26 Dec 2017
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        If the bee goes extinct there will be no need for any conversation.

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      1. Elena Latici‏ @ElenaLatici 26 Dec 2017
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        If bees go extinct you won't be here to have a child.

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