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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 25 Dec 2017

    In @tnyshouts: thanks to minor misspellings and very poor penmanship, hundreds of children’s requests for holiday gifts are sent to Satan. http://nyer.cm/zynbb3m pic.twitter.com/fGI0wtWs7Y

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      1. Christy Allison‏ @christyallison 25 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @tnyshouts

        Or Donald Trump.

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      1. Sapiosexual‏ @MrAinLA 25 Dec 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/dAeV5gSvBF

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      1. de la Cruz‏ @realhdlc 25 Dec 2017
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        and is Trump ever so annoyed.

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      1. Mark Edgcomb‏ @Hammerpoint 25 Dec 2017
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        Satan always gives what is asked for.

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      1. Mitchell Royce‏ @Nikolai_Osaka 25 Dec 2017
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        Satan delivers the best gifts anyway.

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      1. Satan‏ @GrumpySatan 26 Dec 2017
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        This is true.

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      1. Andrew Daka  🇿🇲 🇺🇸‏ @AndrewDaka 26 Dec 2017
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        😂😂😂😂😂😂

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      1. Ralph Harding‏ @dataflunky09 26 Dec 2017
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        How does he deliver them: helllhounds?

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      1. JP‏ @WhiskeyPusher 26 Dec 2017
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        Dear Satan, I saw mommy kissing Santa under the mistletoe. Good job!

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      1. Bella B‏ @bellabanana85 25 Dec 2017
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        hahahahaha 😂

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      1. Adele‏ @Contented2851 25 Dec 2017
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        Assume, then, that their letters were correctly forwarded to The White House by the USPS.

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      1. Joel Rodríguez‏ @Joelrzgn 25 Dec 2017
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        Or at least that’s what you think.

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      1. Matt Stefon‏ @Matt_Stefon 25 Dec 2017
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        THAT’S why so many kids got socks—and only socks, and not very warm or comfortable ones—this year.

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      1. Robert Tremblay‏ @RobertTstargate 25 Dec 2017
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        Even Satan has a good side to himself too. He is not and cannot be, 100% Devilish. Pity poor Lucifer. He gets lonely around this time of year. During Yuletide he likes to be called Beezlebub, a friend to All.

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      1. topsider‏ @topsider31 25 Dec 2017
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        Santa and Satan are anagrams

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      1. The President's Therapist™‏ @Whittle_Guy 25 Dec 2017
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        ...where the expression "ho, ho, ho!" takes on an entirely different context...

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      1. jesus barba‏ @elnazareno7 25 Dec 2017
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        Terrible!!!. Jesus Christ, come back now!!

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      1. Edyth Monica‏ @diablonutz 25 Dec 2017
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      1. (((hannah)))‏ @msdefarge 25 Dec 2017
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        Since there is no Santa, that’s probably fine.

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