Answer: it's a conspiracy by Jar-Jar bings
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If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
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Why are all Transformers movies the same? For that matter why are all the Batman movies the same?
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well, star wars is more an aesthetic formula then a story
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Same reason all McDonald's cheeseburgers are all the same. And all episodes of the Kardashian's are the same. Etc. Because mindless familiarity goes down easy.
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Because our culture is overwhelmingly dominated by unimaginative hacks repeating worn-out pseudo-intellectual tropes. No surprise that the
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when the MAJESTIC 12 DOCUMENTS are finally laid out to bear for the public you will see the relevant content as it really is; but for now just keep on guessing. Majestic 12 is just the Highest Securiy Classification that exists...but without a NEED TO KNOW;you will not read it.
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Because they are very expensive to make, and major movie studios are generally unwilling to gamble that much money on anything less than a sure thing.
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Why are all MI movies.. all James Bond movies..all fuckin Lovestories. the same... its called a franchise
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Because there is huge backlash when they try and be original(episode 1-3) and now episode 8. Episode 7 was loved because it was a remake of episode 4. At some point StarWars became a comfort blanket of nostalgic entitlement where any threat to it becomes immediately scorned.
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It is the Heroes Journey. All great sagas tell the same story. It is our story as humans and why we watch again and again.
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If it ain't broke...
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Because it’s a an old movie Western. Good v Evil. Some times evil wins... Some times the Cowboy rides off into the sunset with the girl...
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Because people are starting to see how creatively limited and bankrupt the Star Wars universe actually is
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if you have to HATE on nostalgia, go watch fucking star trek
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Of all the hottest and most original takes on any topic ever this was not one of them.
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