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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 12 Dec 2017

    .@BorowitzReport: Devastated Roy Moore Consoles Himself by Heading to Mall. http://nyer.cm/NgQ4wrL pic.twitter.com/qXdtUkoFNL

    8:58 PM - 12 Dec 2017
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      1. Scott REDRUM Gibbs  📚‏ @ScottNGibbs 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Mall management felt so bad for Roy they decided to temporarily lift the ban and let him wander around Chess King for twenty minutes.

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      2. LOLO‏Verified account @lolomusic 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        😱

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      3. Mo Ray‏ @mo2dmax 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @lolomusic @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        I know you're feeling this. 👍🏼

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      1. Daniel Kochanowicz‏ @Blueskyfox 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        I don’t think the mall has lifted the ban. He’ll be spending the night in the den, watching his well-worn VHS of a Brittany Spears video...pic.twitter.com/TmJTXYG13g

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      1.  🖤 ©️𝕠 ©️𝕠 ®️𝕠 🖤‏ @FussyMilk 12 Dec 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/Zh2vQkA7Dw

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      1. Jeffrey Medina‏ @jmmedina24 13 Dec 2017
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        He cruised by Auntie Anne’s and Mrs. Fields, but their granddaughters weren’t home

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      1. Pretty♤Wise‏ @SweetLife13f0k7 13 Dec 2017
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        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. THANX 4 THAT ONE!

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      1. Pacho‏ @AbogadoFg 13 Dec 2017
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        Mall Cop turns him away.

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      1. Leah Miller‏ @lmmiller73 13 Dec 2017
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        On his horse

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      1. maarittevanlinna‏ @esperanzatoivo 13 Dec 2017
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        Hope he took the horse to the mall, too!

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      1. Erin‏ @erinkittridge13 12 Dec 2017
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        Sitting-on-a-park-bench...

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      1. Ralph Harding‏ @dataflunky09 12 Dec 2017
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        The mall would be closed at this hour.

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      1. Joseph A. Gomes‏ @JosephAGomes3 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        As seems to be typical in Twitterverse: Satire = make believe story, funny, ha ha, taking the piss out of someone, in this case roy moore. Borowitz report = Satire. Dont get all riled up over a joke. We need to laugh more ! Thanks Andy for delivering !!

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      1. call me Chubby‏ @luf3614 12 Dec 2017
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        OT for mall cops

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      1. Pilar Arce‏ @cdelpilar5 12 Dec 2017
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        it is wrong with you Fake News! you hate is taking you to bankruptcy!

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      1. Doc Hollywood Media‏ @DocHollywoodM 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        @judgeroymooreAL Alabama Has #Voted #DecencyWINS #DougJonesToSenate & #SexualPedophile @judgeroymoore back to #Hunting #TeenAgeGirls Sitting on a #GadsenMall Park Bench Eyeing little girls with bad intent Droll is running down @MooreSenate mouth - Hey It's #AquaLung #JetholTull

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      1. Luisa Fernanda‏ @luisitafernanda 12 Dec 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/yTtp8weQOn

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      1. Helena Wiseman‏ @HelenaWiseman 12 Dec 2017
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        You can’t make this stuff up @StephenAtHome

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      1. Jeremy‏ @jgflowers88 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Just like Cher Horowitz 💀😂pic.twitter.com/sjrT6eJwgk

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