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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 11 Dec 2017

    “It was a terrible kiss, shockingly bad; Margot had trouble believing that a grown man could possibly be so bad at kissing.” http://nyer.cm/Z1h4gEN pic.twitter.com/tOpSkln8Bm

    9:00 PM - 11 Dec 2017
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      2. d money‏ @carr_damon 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        i’m glad you guys are reporting the important stuff

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Jess‏ @jessicadaisyp 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @carr_damon @NewYorker

        ....it's a short story from their fiction section...

        0 replies 1 retweet 47 likes
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      2. Kitty Neume‏ @KittyNeume 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Please stop with this photo

        2 replies 1 retweet 21 likes
      3. Jordan Liles‏ @jordanliles 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @KittyNeume @NewYorker

        Yeah the photo makes me uncomfortable.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. Michael Dearing‏ @mcgd 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Unsubscribe.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و ˢᵖᵒᵒᵏʸ 💥‏ @josephreisinger 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @mcgd @NewYorker

        The picture or the story?

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Lola Kelly‏ @Lohlala 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        So many of these replies are the reason why this story is perfect to me.

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      2. Jordan Liles‏ @jordanliles 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        This image has now appeared in my feed about 900 times. Can we get a closer close-up?

        1 reply 1 retweet 9 likes
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      1. Javier X‏ @javierdeux 11 Dec 2017
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        This quote doesn’t do a good job capturing the aura of that short story

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      2. Deborah Wilk 5132‏ @DeborahWilk5132 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        The New Yorker- what issue is this in? Can I get that issue by mail? How much $? Has the author wrote other things? What made you put it in your magazine?

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. Lark'n Mark‏ @marxmythmaker 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @DeborahWilk5132 @NewYorker

        You can hear the author read you this story for free! It's on the new http://york.com  website.

        2 replies 1 retweet 1 like
      4. Deborah Wilk 5132‏ @DeborahWilk5132 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @marxmythmaker @NewYorker

        Mark- thank you! It's a woman who wrote it?

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      1. Sandy Fitzgerald‏ @ssfitzgerald 11 Dec 2017
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        Wasn't this an episode of Sex and the City?

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      2. Peter Luo‏ @PeterLuo17 11 Dec 2017
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        so you're telling me I spent half an hour engrossed, reading this and it's fiction. ok thanks #WASTEMYTIME2017

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3.  💀breakfast food suck my boob 💀‏ @Skellyosa 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @PeterLuo17 @NewYorker

        I had about two to three dates be some form of this story

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      2. Tess O'Connor‏ @TessMaryOConnor 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        I read this to the end. It's a perfectly told old tale. The ambiguity, the promise, the risk, the realization. The END.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Muna AbuSulayman منى‏Verified account @abusulayman 13 Dec 2017
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        With a line like that , you know she should just. Bail out... but u can’t stop from lookin at the train wreck

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      1. Sonia‏ @soniasnacks 11 Dec 2017
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        This story was incredible! So funny

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