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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 11 Dec 2017

    “Cat Person,” a short story by Kristen Roupenian: “By her third beer, she was thinking about what it would be like to have sex with Robert.” http://nyer.cm/UhLwSIH pic.twitter.com/zMKhoWq2cR

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      2. Cami‏ @camillemcgivern 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        This is so frightening & so true. @BrookeHD1 give this a read if you get a chance. It’s fiction but a version of this has happened to us all.

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      3. Brooke‏ @BrookeHD1 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @camillemcgivern @NewYorker

        God that was awful! Wonderful but awful!!!

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      4. Cami‏ @camillemcgivern 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @BrookeHD1 @NewYorker

        I know but so good. So much tension.

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      2. Willia Robinsong‏ @llliwiam 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        I can't explain why this picture makes me squirm, almost barf

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      3. Willia Robinsong‏ @llliwiam 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @llliwiam @NewYorker

        I can't grow a beard

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      1. Neal Allen‏ @NealFAllen 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        This story perfectly describes the underlying #metoo issue: Men do not know how to be rejected. Any hetero woman on http://Match.com  has horrific tales along these lines.

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      1. the call is coming from inside the house Jordan‏ @riverjordan19 11 Dec 2017
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        @KRoupenian - Your story = so brilliant. So finely en pointe. You've put your finger squarely on something that so difficult to articulate. We women are groomed to move through the world apologizing for our reactions to men. THANK YOU

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      1. paula_martin‏ @paula_martin 11 Dec 2017
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        this 👏 picture 👏 is 👏 so 👏ugh

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      1. WsprSwarm‏ @WsprSwarm 11 Dec 2017
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        I have dated "that" guy. By the time you figure out the verbally inappropriate behavior is way out of line, the physical attraction flies out the window and yet they become obsessed. This story (fiction or not) was squirm worthy.

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      1. Extar‏ @extarscube 12 Dec 2017
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        Really frustrating to see so many people missing out on the fact both the characters are flawed and 'in it for the wrong reasons'. The female protagonist was not a victim in the story, stop trying to hashtag everything.

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      1. Baby Slut  🧟‍♀️‏ @Irenebelinfante 12 Dec 2017
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        I felt that 🤧👌🏽pic.twitter.com/sG92pKkRKn

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      1. gulden bayaz‏ @GuldenBayaz 12 Dec 2017
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        If you will read one short story this year, let it be this one.

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      1. el berto‏ @BertKreuter 11 Dec 2017
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        They both show a lack of respect for one another, no one looks like a hero here.

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      1. GaryP2727‏ @GaryP2727 11 Dec 2017
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        Two people who don't actually want each other have sex because they got nothing else to do .

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      1. nobody‏ @ongezoute 11 Dec 2017
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        So poorly written too

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      1. Tatiana Freitas‏ @trfreitaslivre 11 Dec 2017
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        Liked the story. Hated the end. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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      1. WonkaWasInnocent‏ @WonkaWasRight 11 Dec 2017
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        This is a really good story

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      2. ⁶dad‏ @chriscodyyy 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        i get it, but Margot’s repulsion to Robert stemmed from him being overweight. there’s a problem that is being overlooked and it shouldn’t.

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