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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 11 Dec 2017

    “It was a terrible kiss, shockingly bad; Margot had trouble believing that a grown man could possibly be so bad at kissing.” http://nyer.cm/3QKHXEV pic.twitter.com/3isE7iQAAB

    10:05 AM - 11 Dec 2017
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      1. Linda Rosenthal‏ @linjane51 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        I'd like to get that 5 minutes of my life back. I skimmed it to the end because I hoped there was a point to it. There wasn't.

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      1. Alex Seizew‏ @ASeizew 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Good lord, please stop showing this tweet.

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      1. 𝓓𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓪‏ @Siren_Six 11 Dec 2017
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        Wow, that was.................horrible.

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      1. Secret t‏ @Secret____t 11 Dec 2017
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        Is this a Roy Moore story? Too soon, people.

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      1. Suzanne LeoLind  🍁 🍂‏ @SuzyQL 11 Dec 2017
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        I'm not sure what the point of this is? But, I felt bad for Robert.

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      1. Waithira M. Protano‏ @In2TheSunshine2 11 Dec 2017
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        Oh. Thank God this is fiction. :)

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      1. Douglas‏ @DadTiagol 11 Dec 2017
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        Lovely story with the right ending too as clearly he was not the right man for her.

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      1. sonyala‏ @sonyala 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        this is such teen fluff....

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      1. Bethan Satan‏ @bthsts 11 Dec 2017
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        wow late to the party

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      1. TurtleWoman‏ @TurtleWoman777 11 Dec 2017
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        The very idea is so gross #AsTheStomachTurns

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      1. Sarah B Witkin‏ @SarahBWitkin 11 Dec 2017
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        This is Horrible! Yuck

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      1. J.R.‏ @KYCol_JR 11 Dec 2017
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        That's literally more thought than I've put into a ten year marriage with my wife.

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      2. Kabuki Circus‏ @Red_Medicine101 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        The female character is a person who will be persistently disappointed. Women are not romantic by nature. Romance is a man's invention to woo women and convince them to stick around. In a more normal word, free from unrealistic expectation, they would have gotten married.

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      3. Kabuki Circus‏ @Red_Medicine101 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Red_Medicine101 @NewYorker

        R acted in good faith because he liked the woman. Her neurosis and paranoia is more the result of a society that feeds all these behavioral notions and norms into people. The girl did not act in good faith and as a result ruined her own not-too-bad life experiences.

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      4. elenão de tróia‏ @instant_karen 12 Dec 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/1QQ7EFWioH

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      5. Kabuki Circus‏ @Red_Medicine101 13 Dec 2017
        Replying to @instant_karen @NewYorker

        This is not a response and makes no sense.

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      1. Space Force Cadet Steve Ortina‏ @hamp2529 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        margot hasnt met me

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      1. John Zahorik‏ @johnzahorik 11 Dec 2017
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        Who says romance is dead.

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      1. luciana*‏ @aquialiacola 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Gross! The kiss, the sex, THE MAN!

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