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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 10 Dec 2017

    “It was a terrible kiss, shockingly bad; Margot had trouble believing that a grown man could possibly be so bad at kissing.” http://nyer.cm/tYtXAbZ pic.twitter.com/etAEEJ7L8p

    8:49 AM - 10 Dec 2017
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    • bonnie zipursky No Pain No Fame booboo la pendeja ×   anushika 🇱🇰 connie haley brittany o'brien b.k.a. Mae ♡nani;
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      2. Jessica Pucci‏ @jessica_pucci 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        The latter third of this story has happened to every. Single. Girl. I know.

        3 replies 9 retweets 321 likes
      3.  ✨Star ✨‏ @angelstar2 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @jessica_pucci @NewYorker

        Yes yes and yes

        1 reply 0 retweets 21 likes
      4. joy adjacent‏ @shonaghbrent 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @angelstar2 @jessica_pucci @NewYorker

        I laughed, I wanted to cry (from cringing so much), I related. That ending has happened to every👏🏿 woman👏🏾 I👏know👏🏻pic.twitter.com/kB1bpODV60

        0 replies 1 retweet 10 likes
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      2. Corpse Lawrence  ☠ ☠ ☠ 🖤 🖤‏ @ColinLawrence3 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Trying to decide who is the more aweful person in the story.

        15 replies 0 retweets 51 likes
      3. Superfan awaiting your awesome‏ @tarakraft 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ColinLawrence3 @NewYorker

        Lolololololololol

        0 replies 0 retweets 48 likes
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      2. sad and boujee‏ @whiskeybae 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        @whodreamedit ignore the photo and the pulled quote, the accuracy of this piece is so spot on it hurts

        1 reply 1 retweet 99 likes
      3.  👻 Kia Alice GLOOM  👻‏ @whodreamedit 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @whiskeybae @NewYorker

        I read this the other day! Super good 👌

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. Kelvira, Mistress of the Dorks‏ @boringplum 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        I was not expecting that & wow & wow.

        1 reply 0 retweets 17 likes
      3. Cryaton‏ @bohemiansquash 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @boringplum @NewYorker

        I feel like that was terrifyingly accurate.

        1 reply 0 retweets 20 likes
      4. Kelvira, Mistress of the Dorks‏ @boringplum 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @bohemiansquash @NewYorker

        So upset & *in public* & it's GREAT!

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Mina Petkova‏ @Petkova_Mina 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        What a great story, so authentic. Perfect characterisation. The sense of suspense was like a ominous shadow throughout and the end delivered too. Humans will do what humans do. Bravo!

        0 replies 1 retweet 53 likes
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      2. Margaret‏ @margbarn71 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Bad kiss= bad date. Trust your intuition!!!! This was obvious where it was going from the get go.

        1 reply 0 retweets 17 likes
      3. Margaret‏ @margbarn71 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @margbarn71 @NewYorker

        He had...abusive boyfriend written alllll over him

        0 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
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      1. Pat Schoffstoll‏ @paschof 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        This story sucked me in. I read every painful word. I'm 64 and it took me right back to my college campus.

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      1. polska‏ @Lisakozminski 10 Dec 2017
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        Every girl has had this experience at LEAST once!!! Love this story

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      2. A Fat Ghoul Boy‏ @FakeSpiderFacts 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Why is this picture disgusting to me? The beard? Do I hate beards?

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      3. joy adjacent‏ @shonaghbrent 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @FakeSpiderFacts @NewYorker

        I, too, found it off-putting. I like beards tho. If they were trying to go for an image where you could instantly tell someone was a bad kisser--nailed it! Something disconcerting about the extreme close up & redness of the fella's OPEN lips in relation to her closed lips❌🙅🏾🚫

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. A Fat Ghoul Boy‏ @FakeSpiderFacts 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @shonaghbrent @NewYorker

        Those dry-ass lips too? Yeesh

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. joy adjacent‏ @shonaghbrent 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @FakeSpiderFacts @NewYorker

        😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭pic.twitter.com/mamauH3jHY

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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