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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 4 Dec 2017

    .@BorowitzReport: Pence Asks Jesus to Rapture Him Up Before Mueller Can Indict Him. http://nyer.cm/oHjGO1P pic.twitter.com/wEUIfoOcf0

    1:56 PM - 4 Dec 2017
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      2. andy from missouri‏ @WaitingForGouda 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        The @BorowitzReport reads like a first-draft @TheOnion

        1 reply 2 retweets 3 likes
      3. M. Galaxy Parker‏ @BirminghamBuskr 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @WaitingForGouda @NewYorker and

        Borowitz could never write for the Onion. The Onion has layers.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Michael P Wilson‏ @MichaelPWilson3 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Jesus just sent out a press release: "Pence not on list of those being saved in the Rapture."

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      1. Christine White‏ @ChristineWhit10 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

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      1. 𝐕𝐨𝐭𝐞 𝐍𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟔𝐭𝐡  🇺🇸 🎸 🇬🇧‏ @jpclyons 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        What do you say, @TheTweetOfGod ❓ Will it be ☁️☁️☁️🌈 Or 🔥🔥🔥🔥 @VP would like to know‼️

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      1. CMoisenco‏ @CMoisenco 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        I bet there's a few folks that would give him a boost.

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      1. Bob Jones‏ @BobJones4realz 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        I can't stop laughing at this!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂pic.twitter.com/nPRy7D7GTk

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      2. NyackDanShaw‏ @NyackDanShaw 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        You heard about the Trump family turning out to be cannibals? Sarah Sanders explains that it shows how much they love people.

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      1. ctoman‏ @thecat854 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Pfffft I've been asking for him to be raptured for a year. He's still here.

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      1. Amy |  🌊‏ @avale01 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        As I saw some perceptive tweeter point out, the rapture has already happened and only David Bowie and Prince made the cut.

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      1. Bobbi Power‏ @bobbi_power 5 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @ABFalecbaldwin @BorowitzReport

        Lol. Like that’s going to save his neck!

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      1. Mark S. Novak‏ @Marknovakusa 5 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Pence needs to be put on a suicide watch. Check

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      1. 𝓈𝓅𝑜𝑜𝓅𝓎 👻𝒷𝒾𝓉𝒸𝒽𝒸𝒶𝓀𝑒𝓈‏ @m33gs 5 Dec 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/aQUDtYUEIl

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      1. Smitty Smith‏ @BlackDailyHot 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        I really don't believe Mueller is going to indict anyone. America will just become Nazi boot camp number 2

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