The @BorowitzReport reads like a first-draft @TheOnion
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Borowitz could never write for the Onion. The Onion has layers.
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Jesus just sent out a press release: "Pence not on list of those being saved in the Rapture."
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What do you say,
@TheTweetOfGod
Will it be 


Or 


@VP would like to know
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I bet there's a few folks that would give him a boost.
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You heard about the Trump family turning out to be cannibals? Sarah Sanders explains that it shows how much they love people.
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Pfffft I've been asking for him to be raptured for a year. He's still here.
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As I saw some perceptive tweeter point out, the rapture has already happened and only David Bowie and Prince made the cut.
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Lol. Like that’s going to save his neck!
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Pence needs to be put on a suicide watch. Check
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I really don't believe Mueller is going to indict anyone. America will just become Nazi boot camp number 2
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