TFW you can’t even tell what’s satire anymore.
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Today it became clear that Mike Pence will not survive this to be the shining beacon that brings us back to respectability.
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Rapture already happened. he must not have seen the memo.
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I’m cool with the Rapture. I’m sure we non-believers will be in “agony” etc after y’all are gone. So rapture away. We won’t wait up.
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What happens if G*d is a woman? He’s going to find it tough to get in until his wife turns up. Although with his morals, he won’t need to worry about a place in Heaven
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Nope. Jesus believes in Justice.
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I’d settle for a stroke or heart attack. He doesn’t deserve heaven. Send him somewhere warmer.
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Good to see I'm not the only one wondering where the VP is.
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Donnie the Con trumpkin plans 2 pardon every, Pence pardon trumpkin, Ryan pardon Pence Oh wait, they R all corupt
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Ok Orin Hatch will have to pardon...lol The Designated Survivor!
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Mr. Pence wait a minute, Jesus will answer your prayer if you come forward and confess!
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the mercy of evil is non-existent
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On the day of Rapture I have a feeling he's going nowhere.
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I want that too. God please get on that ASAP I know the world is really messed up and there are lots of things for you to pay attention to but this is Mike Pence were talking about. You have to listen.
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rapture clause written into tax bill fine print
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If they oust Trump, he's the next POTUS!
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None of them will survive
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