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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 7 Nov 2017

    What if a drug could give you all the benefits of a workout? http://nyer.cm/3sKtu96 pic.twitter.com/g9NI0MPIMZ

    10:00 PM - 7 Nov 2017
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      2. Kendyl Hanks‏ @HanksKendyl 7 Nov 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Fake News

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      3. Happy Hayden‏ @HappyHayden2000 7 Nov 2017
        Replying to @HanksKendyl @NewYorker

        I guess you didn't actually read the damn article.

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      1. Black Cat Poop, LLC.‏ @catpoopburglar 7 Nov 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Can it give all the benefits of good eating, not drinking or smoking? Asking for a friend

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      1. Daniel Heins‏ @HeinsDan 7 Nov 2017
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        It would outsell Viagra.

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      1. Daniel Ojeda Astigarraga‏ @AstigarD 7 Nov 2017
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        There is no glory without sacrifice

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      1. Gina Ann‏ @Gina_naps21 7 Nov 2017
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        So.... adderall?

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      1. Lee Dawnwalker Baron‏ @LbLeebaron 8 Nov 2017
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        If you don't care enough to make the effort to improve your own health with excercise and a balanced diet, what's the point?!

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      1. Skeevy Wonder‏ @larryjamad 8 Nov 2017
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        I'd sign up for a monthly prescription and then never take it.

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      1. Hassan Milikin‏ @H_Milikin 8 Nov 2017
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        Isn't that steroids?

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      1. Monty Sullivan‏ @SullivanMonty 8 Nov 2017
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        Don’t take it. It’s bs eat Blue Zone Help save our water keep it and oceans clean reject drugs pulls over whole natural products

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      2. Kofi‏ @Madhttrbeats 7 Nov 2017
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        I would take it

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      3. Kofi‏ @Madhttrbeats 7 Nov 2017
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        as long as it was in arm's reach

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      4. Kofi‏ @Madhttrbeats 7 Nov 2017
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        except this has to backfire somehow. Zombies is the obvious answer.

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      5. Kofi‏ @Madhttrbeats 7 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Madhttrbeats @NewYorker

        got it: it's actually poison. It's the first strike of parasitic alien menace that's bent on world domination. Plot twist/reveal: @realDonaldTrump's hair is actually said parasitic alien menace in camouflage. Bad, obvious camouflage.

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      6. Kofi‏ @Madhttrbeats 7 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Madhttrbeats @NewYorker @realDonaldTrump

        Nvm not poison. Mind control. That's how that asshole get's reelected. Then he changes the constitution so he can stay president, which inevitably leads to him becoming king.

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      7. Kofi‏ @Madhttrbeats 7 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Madhttrbeats @NewYorker @realDonaldTrump

        Long story short: humpty trumpty becomes the emperor from Star Wars, and we're all gonna die.

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      2. ce miller‏ @entropysatori 8 Nov 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        All? We could all feel like sober @joerogan . . . On second thought 😬

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      3. ce miller‏ @entropysatori 8 Nov 2017
        Replying to @entropysatori @NewYorker @joerogan

        I.'lol trade you 10 Huey Lewis's for a doobie.

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      2. Jenn‏ @Jenn1921 7 Nov 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        I would want to know the side effects.

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      3. philosophical zombie‏ @politigabe 7 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Jenn1921 @NewYorker

        Cancer

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      4. Jenn‏ @Jenn1921 7 Nov 2017
        Replying to @politigabe @NewYorker

        Right?!? We’re all gonna get it. It’s just a matter of where and how aggressive it is.

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