Fake News
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I guess you didn't actually read the damn article.
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Can it give all the benefits of good eating, not drinking or smoking? Asking for a friend
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It would outsell Viagra.
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There is no glory without sacrifice
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So.... adderall?
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If you don't care enough to make the effort to improve your own health with excercise and a balanced diet, what's the point?!
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I'd sign up for a monthly prescription and then never take it.
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Isn't that steroids?
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Don’t take it. It’s bs eat Blue Zone Help save our water keep it and oceans clean reject drugs pulls over whole natural products
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I would take it
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as long as it was in arm's reach
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except this has to backfire somehow. Zombies is the obvious answer.
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got it: it's actually poison. It's the first strike of parasitic alien menace that's bent on world domination. Plot twist/reveal:
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Nvm not poison. Mind control. That's how that asshole get's reelected. Then he changes the constitution so he can stay president, which inevitably leads to him becoming king.
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Long story short: humpty trumpty becomes the emperor from Star Wars, and we're all gonna die.
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All? We could all feel like sober
@joerogan . . . On second thought
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I.'lol trade you 10 Huey Lewis's for a doobie.
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I would want to know the side effects.
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Right?!? We’re all gonna get it. It’s just a matter of where and how aggressive it is.
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