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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 4 Nov 2017

    What if a drug could give you all the benefits of a workout? http://nyer.cm/n1ZsGms pic.twitter.com/uSFpYDp2sM

    8:05 PM - 4 Nov 2017
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      1. Richie‏ @richiemetsoh 4 Nov 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        You’d be the subject of a constant debate about whether you should be in Cooperstown. Unless you play well on the Fox pre game show. Then 👍🏻

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      1. kukemal‏ @4GenXrs 5 Nov 2017
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        No drug can replace perpetual motion that a body needs to survive.

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      1. kukemal‏ @4GenXrs 5 Nov 2017
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        With opioid deaths, are you really trying to plug another drug?

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      1. J. L. Ghostman‏ @SenatorGhostman 4 Nov 2017
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        Annd this is why I cancelled my subscription

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      1. JKS‏ @JudithKto 4 Nov 2017
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        You'd miss the fun of the work-out. Some of us actually enjoy it, you know.

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      1. Grant May‏ @gem3wood 4 Nov 2017
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        No

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      1. Nick Gorton MD 🏳️‍🌈‏ @RNickGorton 4 Nov 2017
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        Uh.... Shut up and take my money?

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      1. AJSimon122‏ @AJSimon122 4 Nov 2017
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        What if a workout could give you all the benefits of a workout?.....

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      1. Roland Kausen‏ @RolandKausen 4 Nov 2017
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        ...that would be no fun.

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      1. Aaron F.‏ @aaronfez1 4 Nov 2017
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        It’s called steroids thick shites

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      1. SarcDiva PhD #VOTE-BLUE‏ @TheHardLesson 4 Nov 2017
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        No

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      1. rosepetals zina‏ @rosepetals_zina 4 Nov 2017
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        Drug companies must be endorsing your magazine

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      1. squeaky ceiling fan‏ @flt515320 4 Nov 2017
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        Sell it to me

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      1. Laurie Winnell‏ @laurie_winnell 4 Nov 2017
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        No thanks. I like working out.

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      1. Marshall Bell‏ @TheMarshallBell 4 Nov 2017
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        don't take it

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      1. Your Ad Here‏ @maddcapp45 4 Nov 2017
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        A drug that makes me sweat profusely and inflames my Achilles? Ummm, YES PLEASE!!!!

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      1. Nicholas Palance‏ @NicholasPalance 4 Nov 2017
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        In!

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