I needed this laugh. Thanks. @z196linux is right. I had to check if it was a real source.
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Um ... no
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Borowitz strikes again.
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In the best way
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You know things are out of hand when you see a headline like that and then have to look at who posted it to be sure it's not real.
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I was thinking exactly the same.
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I honestly thought it was real and I was going to send a nasty tweets!
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Don't let a nasty tweet waste away. Send it. Every bit of ridicule helps.
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please be kidding.
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please.
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This is a satire.
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like the onion? thank you so much. I can't even bring myself to click on links like that anymore for fear of what else they'll say

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It's ridiculous they post this like it is the truth.
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What's ridiculous to me is that I can't tell whats a fake headline anymore.
I laugh until I wonder what it will be like in 6 months
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You know what's sad? I had to read the article to be SURE it was a joke. With the Douchebag in chief ya just never know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Perhaps we should tell him a Black woman is in charge of Russia. Then he might show the same courage against the actual enemies of the USA.
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We can't tell the difference between satire and reality with him anymore.
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People will believe this and not understand satire.
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Took me a second.
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