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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 29 Sep 2017

    .@BorowitzReport: Betsy DeVos Says She Did Math on Trump’s Tax Plan and It Will Save Nation Eleventy Krillion. http://nyer.cm/PMpvNfS pic.twitter.com/Bw5ksMtFxE

    8:27 AM - 29 Sep 2017
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      1. Bob Toomey‏ @bob_toomey 29 Sep 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        And with her Honorary PhD in Advanced Arithmetics from Trump University she knows what she's talking about.

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      2. polly dymock‏ @pollsstar 29 Sep 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        And she took off her shoes to help with the counting

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      1. Christine Knox‏ @Christinek01 29 Sep 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        But eleventy bazillion will go to Trump's cabinet. Frankly the people that don't understand farce are almost as frightening.

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      1. openchakra  😈 🔥 ♏ 🔯 ☮️ 🔥‏ @openchakra 29 Sep 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        ELVENTY KRILLION?!! THTAS ALMOST THIRTY-TWELVE

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      1. Saya‏ @Saya_relativity 29 Sep 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @DylanHunt2017 @BorowitzReport

        Estate tax repeal for these aging billionaires like DeVos, Trump, Koch Brothers & Mercers, its all about 'beautiful concocted' math!

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      1. Master Signal Caller‏ @SignalCaller 29 Sep 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Thought One Hundrediddy Gazillion was the estimated savings. Didn’t realize Eleventy Krillion was the real number. That’s Amazeballs!

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      1. Shelby‏ @VoxShelby 29 Sep 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Show your work.

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      2. Jürgen Fauth‏ @muckster 29 Sep 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        You see, it’s funny because she’s the Secretary of Education and Eleventy Krillion isn’t even a real number.

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      2. George H. Peters  🇩🇪EU Citizen 🇪🇺 🤝 #FBPE‏ @gehapeters 29 Sep 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        We are talking sillymarilions here, possibly even millyvanillions.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. dilatediogenes‏ @dilatediogenes 29 Sep 2017
        Replying to @gehapeters @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        It's a bad hobbit they have

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      2.  ❄️keith allen 🌈‏ @thekeithallen 29 Sep 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        The whales will be ecstatic when they hear this.

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      1. Oregon Coast Living‏ @obandon1384 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Good God those aren't even real words. WTF?

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      1. Dianna Cardwell‏ @DiannaCard 29 Sep 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @snickerfritz04 @BorowitzReport

        I love you, Andy!!!!!😍😍😍😍😍😍

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      1. Lamii Moivi Kromah‏ @lamiikromah 29 Sep 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        This would be so funny if it were not true :) the lost art of sarcasm is making a come back thanks to this administration

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      1. Christian Hoffmann‏ @ChrJMHoffmann 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @MJ_Mouton @BorowitzReport

        What??????pic.twitter.com/DhvsQwT32s

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      1. Milan Paurich‏ @milanpaurich 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @MJ_Mouton @BorowitzReport

        Hey, I'm sold, LOL!

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