I guess I did not understand your accent I thought you said you wanted me to be the toast in the town. What make you the toast of the town
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"Sorry son...waiting on a plumber ..spout is blocked...had to use the toaster"
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"All the raisins in there are too burned to eat."
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I'm busy spying on trumpty dumpty
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"You set it to 1? No one sets it to 1!"
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I nominate my comment as the not so funny. Here it goes, eh hem: Leggo my Eggo


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