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Stay where you are. It's not so nice down here these days.
All of our nuclear weapons are on sale today and exchangeable for any children's art made by your species. Beam them away now, pay later.
If you visit earth don't say the words "Take me to your leader." Not a good idea. Look for a little boy and his little sister Drew Barrymore
HELP!!!
Willful ignorance and blind spots have their place, too! Though really, humanity is mostly good, and try! Try!
So... What universe you from? Sorry about the all probing, been along time since we've seen any bodies of interest, if you know what i mean
Umm...we'll make great pets
I am still trying to understand why they would still be using record players. Thought they would be way more advanced.
don't worry, by the time you get here, we'll all be dead.
Stay away, we're nuts.
Some plant seeds that are truly amazing along with a note of what a plant is. That's where I'd start.
TheHuman Race of Flesh&Blood,We,Are,Very Selfish PeoplesToThe. Majority.We,Were,Sent,Here,by GOD!TheMessiahTaught Us Love And Forgiveness.
Mostly harmless
"Don't come. You're better off."
Eat the cake.
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