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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 12 Aug 2017

    In @tnyshouts: "The movie 'Saving Private Ryan' is about me."http://nyer.cm/KjUAfeu 

    10:00 AM - 12 Aug 2017
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      1. Timewalk Project‏ @Timewalkproject 12 Aug 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @tnyshouts

        Wasn't he a draft dodger?

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      1. Charles Rendina‏ @Crossborderpro 12 Aug 2017
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        Really cool Donald. Where were you in 1969 when rockets were dropping around my bunker in Vietnam?

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      1. Shaun L Kelly‏ @ShaunLKelly1955 12 Aug 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @tnyshouts

        Imagine if our brave soldiers who landed on Omaha Beach all had bone spurs.

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      1. PFB‏ @BananaHeadLady 12 Aug 2017
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        WTF did this moron really say that????????

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      1. S.K. Stevens‏ @skstevens09 12 Aug 2017
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        Everything is about you, things like the fall of the western empire as U R very much like the person who caused the fall of the Roman Empire

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      1. Hannah‏ @annaheyoolay 12 Aug 2017
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        Once upon a time I would have been sure this was satire...

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      1. Jermel Taylor‏ @taylorjermel1 12 Aug 2017
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        He has bone spurs 😂

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      1. Lena Ghio‏ @GhioLena 12 Aug 2017
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        YES! When he went to podiatrist to get fake doctor's paper for foot discomfort and evaded going to the front. Same thing!pic.twitter.com/mCwe5OTQyu

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      1. Left Fork‏ @talespin22 12 Aug 2017
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        When *he* was five, my son had a dress up box so he could indulge his fantasies. Maybe Trump needs one?

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      1. Désirée‏ @ladee208 12 Aug 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @tnyshouts

        You wish..

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      1. DMac‏ @Lalique62 13 Aug 2017
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        This feels like a Mel Brooks Movie 🎥

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      1. peter‏ @psbono 12 Aug 2017
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        5 Draft Deferments , only an unstable mind could possibly think like this publicly

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      1. Kit‏ @MarlowesLeftEye 12 Aug 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @tnyshouts

        "Imagines life as a soldier". He had his opportunity to experience it. But, y'know: bunions. Talks a good game though, huh?

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      1. HeeSun Yu‏ @HeeSun_Boo 12 Aug 2017
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        Life as a soldier in what century based on the rifle?

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      1. Matty edmondson‏ @matty_edmondson 12 Aug 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @tnyshouts

        Or he'd be like Elmer fudd and hold the gun wrong way.

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      1. Matty edmondson‏ @matty_edmondson 12 Aug 2017
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        Or he would be rejected from the service all together for being too fat.

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      1. Matty edmondson‏ @matty_edmondson 12 Aug 2017
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        He would be the token movie soldier curled up crying I want to go home I want my mommy after talking big in training.

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      1. oscar bedogni‏ @obedogni 12 Aug 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @tnyshouts

        Sorry, but as I am not an US citizen and not living in USA my question is:that was a real Trump's statement or a recreation from the writer?

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