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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 3 Aug 2017

    .@BorowitzReport: Trump Says Mueller Just Called Him and Said He’s the Most Innocent Person Ever http://nyer.cm/gKlBenF pic.twitter.com/EAPUZQnnzD

    3:34 PM - 3 Aug 2017
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      2. Darren Bigelow‏ @dsbigelowauthor 3 Aug 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        We need to get him a new phone for his "special" callspic.twitter.com/UrN391nfX4

        2 replies 2 retweets 15 likes
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      1. Karilyn S‏ @wizzybif 3 Aug 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        The innocentist. The most innocent person in the whole world. Believe me. Bigly big league.

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      1. Brad Connolly‏ @BradJConnolly 3 Aug 2017
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      1. ~Melanie (ʛ∆ Ƥėąƈђ)‏ @Puchi_35 3 Aug 2017
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      1. Rozzie‏ @RozzieVox 3 Aug 2017
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        Another outright lie from Trump about a phone call he never received !!

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      1. Jeana K‏ @MtnLadyFair 3 Aug 2017
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        Was Santa Claus there too? Bet it was his friend Jim pretending to be Mueller!pic.twitter.com/gMYhIezVzh

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      1. Thor‏ @RichYefko 3 Aug 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Well of course he is the most innocent man in the history of politics ever.

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      2. BobGlenx‏ @bobglenx 3 Aug 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        "The calls are coming from inside your house."

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      1. Lenore Riegel‏ @lenoreriegel 4 Aug 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        I don't think it's legal unless Mueller says it three times. Not sure but clicking your heels may also be required. #RubySlippersOptional

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      1. Lena Ghio‏ @GhioLena 3 Aug 2017
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      1. Diana Kalapala‏ @panaidkappa 3 Aug 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        I love your satire. Indeed the most innocent ever. .. period

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      1. Lady Lancelot  ⚔ 🧛‍♀️ 🎃 🧟‍♀️‏ @Snarktopia 3 Aug 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Oh Lawd...what the almighty hell is wrong with this man!pic.twitter.com/Bb1i5NUcBx

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      1. miro  🌊 🌊 🌊‏ @miro_emir 3 Aug 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Hm.probably Mueller had a four way call with Trump,Police chief and a boy scout leader and all three of them praised what a good fella he is

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      1. Bob‏ @BobRobewins 3 Aug 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Zero evidence 😃

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      2. Social Seer‏ @social_seer 3 Aug 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        : most innocent person ever? Trump? What does that even mean?

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      3. Castmaster‏ @littleimpressio 3 Aug 2017
        Replying to @social_seer @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        And Maria just rang to say she was actually 21 and just looks young for her age #epstein #whereismaria #paedophile

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