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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 27 Jul 2017

    After-work drinks are one of the great nuisances of office life, especially for women, @laurenzcollins writes. http://nyer.cm/Bi4mJ8T 

    6:00 PM - 27 Jul 2017
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      2. Sherry Lossner‏ @shrryph 27 Jul 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @laurenzcollins

        Sad. After work drinks are one of the blessed staples of server life. How the hell else does anyone find the time to get laid?

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      1. Lisa E. Smith‏ @LisaTheSmith 27 Jul 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @laurenzcollins

        Replace "women" with "parents" and ok, but otherwise this is sexist and revolting

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      1. Colonial Oppressor Barbie‏ @ljohn44 27 Jul 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @laurenzcollins

        Plz don't equate being a woman w/ being a mother. They are 2 separate things. *Gasp* some mothers even have partners sharing responsibility

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      1. Monty Smiles A LOT‏ @bofeydog 27 Jul 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @laurenzcollins

        Hell no! I love my after work double Manhattans...don't you dare take my biz buzz away!

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      1. Vesperlynd‏ @sitsoncouch 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @laurenzcollins

        Then it's also a conspiracy towards people in AA, those don't drink for religious reasons and anyone under legal drinking age, right?

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      1. jan oskar hansen‏ @benafim 28 Jul 2017
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        yes, and I love it

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      1. robert kirkwood‏ @yusuf69 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @laurenzcollins

        No.

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      1. wyndsayl  ❄️‏ @wyndsayl 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @laurenzcollins

        Its not a conspiracy. It does cause people issues & shouldn't be how major issues are discussed/resolved.

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      1. lusi‏ @resistiam 27 Jul 2017
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        Hmmm. A pleasant nuisance....

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      1. Dorsett‏ @joedorserr1 27 Jul 2017
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        Just say no

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      1. GaryP2727‏ @GaryP2727 27 Jul 2017
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        The worst person I have ever known for trying to advance career through after-work drinks IS a woman.

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      2. Sam‏ @OldBaconFace 27 Jul 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @laurenzcollins

        Have you considered waiting to publish the story until you understand the subject well enough that the title doesn't have to be a question?

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      3. GaryP2727‏ @GaryP2727 27 Jul 2017
        Replying to @OldBaconFace @NewYorker @laurenzcollins

        Whenever a news title is a question the answer is no.

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      1. EmmaSengsta‏ @EmmaSengsta 27 Jul 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @laurenzcollins

        If fathers went to after work drinking here in Germany they would get a divorce. Not the custom here.

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      1. tendollar‏ @tendollardanny 27 Jul 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @laurenzcollins

        Actually....they're good

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      1. Dennis KILL KILL KILLero‏ @DennisCalero 27 Jul 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @laurenzcollins

        Oh shut up

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