The Borowitz Report has lost some of its sting since the wall between satire and reality has been eroded by this bad joke of a President.
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I think he's going to take this as a challenge.
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Trump: "Hold muh beer."
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Exactly!!!!
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Actually work on the "Trench for Lowering the Bar," broke ground this morning.
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Hahaha. But the last sentence would be so much more effective if it were reversed.
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I.e. "It appears the answer is no, but our findings are preliminary."
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Bar is now below ground level.
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I guess it's underground now.
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You keep saying that, and then we have a limbo champ for President.
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Wait for it...........
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Don't hold your breath....
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Isn't this story several months old?
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This is very meta and not in the way Andy would appreciate.
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Unfortunately it can always be lowered
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You mean it's been lowered as far as it can go. The bar is resting on the floor.
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Can't be lowered, but can it sink beneath?
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