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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 29 Jun 2017

    .@BorowitzReport: Bar Officially Cannot Be Lowered http://nyer.cm/EtlwHH8 pic.twitter.com/UyyIQTMFxa

    10:09 AM - 29 Jun 2017
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      1. Norris Washington‏ @sirnotene 29 Jun 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        The Borowitz Report has lost some of its sting since the wall between satire and reality has been eroded by this bad joke of a President.

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      1. Chris‏ @holeintherug 29 Jun 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        I think he's going to take this as a challenge.

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      2. debbie speer  📏‏ @parkbench559 29 Jun 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Trump: "Hold muh beer."

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      3. averyadamms‏ @AveryAdamms 29 Jun 2017
        Replying to @parkbench559 @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Exactly!!!!

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      1. pinhead‏ @_greenriver 29 Jun 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Actually work on the "Trench for Lowering the Bar," broke ground this morning.

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      2. Ben Weiss‏ @deepbluecea 29 Jun 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Hahaha. But the last sentence would be so much more effective if it were reversed.

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      3. Ben Weiss‏ @deepbluecea 29 Jun 2017
        Replying to @deepbluecea @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        I.e. "It appears the answer is no, but our findings are preliminary."

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      1. Gary McKnight‏ @TenDem 29 Jun 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Bar is now below ground level.

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      1. dristeen‏ @53viroqua 29 Jun 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        I guess it's underground now.

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      1. RoseanneTV‏ @Roxlet 29 Jun 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        You keep saying that, and then we have a limbo champ for President.

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      1. David Harris‏ @dharris501 29 Jun 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Wait for it...........

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      1. Marcia‏ @Marcia30087683 29 Jun 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Don't hold your breath....

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      1. Davin Cermak‏ @KCEconGuy 29 Jun 2017
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        @realDonaldTrump: "Hold my beer."

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      1. Cargoshortasaurus‏ @leptopterygius 29 Jun 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Isn't this story several months old?

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      1. raj‏ @internetraj 29 Jun 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        This is very meta and not in the way Andy would appreciate.

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      1. joey rosenfeld‏ @jorosenfeld 29 Jun 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Unfortunately it can always be lowered

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      1. Steve Carpenter‏ @sdcarp 29 Jun 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        You mean it's been lowered as far as it can go. The bar is resting on the floor.

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      1. Antoinette Spencer‏ @ToniToni55 2 Jul 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Can't be lowered, but can it sink beneath?

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