Wait, I think you're mocking me...
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"sleep 8 hours every night even though you know the world's going to hell. just roll into that handbasket and take a prolonged micronap."
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This has me rethinking every self help book...ever.
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Substitute the coffee for green tea
much better for you and your brain ;)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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"Convince people that you understood "Citizen Kane." ...can't believe NYer ever wrote that are you becoming shitty as any other paper ?
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no culture? no ability to analyse a movie ? "convince that you" instead of "get instruction & learn" that's what you are becoming ? FFS ...

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I agree that the article is shit but it's obviously farcical. Did you read the rest? It's not meant to be taken seriously.
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Now I feel bad about myself. With coffee at #1, I should be way more successful!
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