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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 7 Jun 2017

    .@BorowitzReport: Millions of Americans in Areas Colored Blue Will Be Too Sick to Report to Work Thursday Morning http://nyer.cm/oY1dm3c pic.twitter.com/QiLt4o1zJ1

    9:10 AM - 7 Jun 2017
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      1. JaeCreative‏ @jaecreative 7 Jun 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        I'll bet millions in the red areas will be too! We want truth, we want transparency and we want Trump gone. #impeach

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      1. Elena Rossini‏Verified account @_elena 7 Jun 2017
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        this sudden mysterious illness may be striking people in Europe too... tomorrow afternoon 🤗

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      1. SZSnow‏ @SZSnow3 7 Jun 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Hold on there, I am trapped in a red state and I will be sick for the rest of the week.🥂🍸🍹🍺🍷🍻🥃

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      2. German Cowboy‏ @dustinpg11 7 Jun 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @MichaelJBenelli @BorowitzReport

        They be ill when nothing comes of this ridiculous hunt

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      3. big mike v‏ @MichaelJBenelli 7 Jun 2017
        Replying to @dustinpg11 @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        The hurt is news.

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      1. TVN  🌊 🌊 🌊‏ @tvn_Red 7 Jun 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @DemFromCT @BorowitzReport

        I'm really afraid to get my hopes up after this morning

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      2. Elena Panova‏ @Xsathrie 7 Jun 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        What will be happening then?? Tell the foreigner!

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      3. Olga Leonenko  🇨🇦‏ @OlgaLeonenko 7 Jun 2017
        Replying to @Xsathrie @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        watching Comey

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      4. Elena Panova‏ @Xsathrie 7 Jun 2017
        Replying to @OlgaLeonenko @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Watching Comey do what?

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      5. Olga Leonenko  🇨🇦‏ @OlgaLeonenko 7 Jun 2017
        Replying to @Xsathrie

        James Comey testifies about his interactions with Donald Trump https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/06/07/us/politics/comey-hearing-date-time.html … @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

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      6. Elena Panova‏ @Xsathrie 8 Jun 2017
        Replying to @OlgaLeonenko @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Thank you so much for informing me! :)

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      7. Olga Leonenko  🇨🇦‏ @OlgaLeonenko 8 Jun 2017
        Replying to @Xsathrie

        U r welcome. It took me a while to figure it out too (I'm a Canadian, but follow US politics lately) @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Katie Garsun‏ @KatieGarsun 7 Jun 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Getting sick as we speak.

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      1. Russian Intelligence‏ @chance4gardener 7 Jun 2017
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        calls in sickpic.twitter.com/cbyyQwrb51

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      1. £eslie K2  🐾‏ @lesherb 7 Jun 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Unless, of course, their place of employment gets C-Span. I hear the network can soothe a sore throat & calm an upset tummy 😉

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      1. MK Thunder‏ @MK_110_Thunder 7 Jun 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Be the news we'd like to hear

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      1. BoneChili'sing Fan Alex‏ @alexnichols11 7 Jun 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Jesus Christ

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      1. Steven Eisen‏ @SeaPeddler 7 Jun 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Andy.... if Rosemary Clooney were still alive, would she be singing "Comey over to my house?"

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      1. AMcCarty‏ @OceanSeaBaybe19 7 Jun 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        I'm from MD (Blue) now LI, NY (blue) and I'm already sick: sick of @realDonaldTrump Sick🤕Day so I can watch Comey&Tweet like a bird all day!

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