It's too new. i.e., funny on an intellectual level, but the truth behind it turns my stomach.
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... and when it's good for America, it's good for the rest of the world, anyway.
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You could set your watch to the opposite, great joke.
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Just because it's so not true!
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More party line than punch line

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These sorts of things are actually said every day, I'm sure, without irony.
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And vice versa.
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