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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 31 May 2017

    .@BorowitzReport: Trump Says Sleeping Only Four Hours a Day Not Affecting His Ability to Cljjryff http://nyer.cm/nebQ6WS pic.twitter.com/jfJFL2fxIc

    10:07 AM - 31 May 2017
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      1. Jen‏ @Title9Jen 31 May 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        .@NewYorker @MichaelWinship @BorowitzReport the distance between satire and reality, is disconcertingly short.

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      2. Hannah‏ @MysteryMartianX 31 May 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Typical fake liberal New Yorker always trying to frilyycc his merg. Leave him alone! #FakeNyyrp

        2 replies 1 retweet 7 likes
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      1. NOTYOURGIRLFRIEND‏ @Fauxlie_ 31 May 2017
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        hahahhahahhahhahhahahha

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      1. Richard Laya‏ @rjlaya 31 May 2017
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        Do not confuse activity (being awake) with accomplishment.

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      2. Shallow Updates‏ @TinctureDrone 31 May 2017
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        please delete your entire website

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      1. Hell Comes For You #VetsResistSquadron‏ @Hell_HasCome 1 Jun 2017
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        Trump has a very severe mental disability, National Security is in jeopardy.pic.twitter.com/jyhT2FUuW9

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      1. XtacleRonnie‏ @XtacleRonnie77 31 May 2017
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        Even 12 hours of sleep a night wouldnt make him less of a disaster, poor dumpy.

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      1. Philip Meowlowe 🎃 ☠️‏ @PhilipMeowlowe 31 May 2017
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        The Orb no longer sustains him!! A new Orb wielder must be chosen! CALL A COUNCIL OF THE COVFEFE!!!

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      1. Colin‏ @tantricmam11 31 May 2017
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        What abilities?

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      1. Pepper Martin‏ @PepperMartin5 31 May 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @DerekCressman @BorowitzReport

        He didn't have that much ability to begin with. Trump really can't afford to lose any.

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      1. DL Rotroff‏ @DlRotroff 31 May 2017
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        DT: liujo hggr. Ttdee yyihhh!

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      1. MT from CC‏ @MTfromCC 31 May 2017
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        Tell that to the expanding amount of plaque in his brain.....

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      1. LCP‏ @MyPlateauLife 31 May 2017
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        @DerekCressman @BorowitzReport my favorite tweet today. 😂

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      1. Todd Spangrud‏ @twin1todd 31 May 2017
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        Thanks for the hardy chuckle!

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      1. Woody52247313‏ @lizzbeth5301 31 May 2017
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        Why are we paying this man 6 figure salary plus millions of benefits to tweet???? We can do that too!!!!

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      1. mclozano1111‏ @mclozano1111 31 May 2017
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        it is obvious it has, he acts like a raving lunatic most of the time & if he is somber it must be because he is falling asleep at the wheel

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