I thought Borowitz was parody! 
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hehe good one.
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Oh come on! Don't send him home yet!!!
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Borowitz hasn't been funny in a decade. New Yorker do better.
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Their submissions info is right on their website. Give it a go, anonymous Humor Judge.
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Can't say that I blame them.....unless, of course, it's Pence or Ryan......
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It's telling that it took me a few moments to realize this was satire.
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Good -- the poor guy is plum tuckered out.
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Swipe left!
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Traitor.
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Very fiscally prudent of those countries' leaders, not throwing good tax payer money after bad! Farsighted (well maybe not that farsighted)!
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I know that's right!!! LOL
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Dream on! The man goes from strength to strength.
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Elitist propaganda from a snobbish publication who can't win an election so wants to cheat
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Maybe we'll just wait a month to buy your stupid magazine to see if it goes out of business.
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Awwwwww diddums.
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That's the funniest piece of news I've read in a long time.
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