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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 18 May 2017

    The President has said that the human body possesses a finite store of energy. How does he use his supply? http://nyer.cm/nL7Fmns pic.twitter.com/pMnaWeUurN

    4:00 PM - 18 May 2017
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      1. Mitchy McConell‏ @MitchMcConell 18 May 2017
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        Coincidentally, the Japanese used to think men have a finite amount of semen & limited their sex or used "techniques" to keep it in.

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      1. Talk2Birdie‏ @Talk2Birdie 18 May 2017
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        Golfing & Tweeting

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      1. Kelley Prendergast‏ @RunnerKelley 18 May 2017
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        I just want to ensure that he only receives medical treatment from homeopaths & magical crystals salesmen who share his belief.

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      1. John Guay‏ @guye_jern 18 May 2017
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        I don't know, but someone needs to end that mutherfucker

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      1. keenanQc‏ @keenan45 18 May 2017
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        leave him alone - with any luck lhe'll blow himself up

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      1. GrannyScopp‏ @GrannyScopp 18 May 2017
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        Huffing and puffing trying to blow the White House down.

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      1. Puspha Venkatesan‏ @pusphavenkat 18 May 2017
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        Humans have options. Be good or bad. Good enables deriving and storing of positive energy in bodies, channelled into more acts.

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      1. Gail Krumbholz‏ @krumb1 18 May 2017
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        This is the most stupid thing I ever heard. He is truly a moron

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      1. janelynne‏ @janelynne 18 May 2017
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        He leaks acid & corrodes his container

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      1. blair houghton‏ @blair_houghton 18 May 2017
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        Peeing on beds and whining about his press coverage.

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      1. AL‏ @Al250167 18 May 2017
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        Telling lies

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      1. SanWren‏ @SanWren 18 May 2017
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        grabbing

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      1. Emmy‏ @ehedie_3939 18 May 2017
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        No wonder he's a climate denier. Actual scientific data seems to be beyond his understanding.

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      1. AnaisNinja  🌊‏ @Ennuigo1 18 May 2017
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        Meatloaf, anger and masturbation.

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      1. Arabella Trefoil‏ @ArabellaTrefoil 18 May 2017
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        Eating, fucking, getting revenge on people

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      1. Doctor Octothorpe‏ @DoctorOctothorp 18 May 2017
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        we will prevail, in peace and freedom from fear, and in true health, through the purity and essence of our natural... fluids

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      1. Anne Donovan‏ @tango793_anne 18 May 2017
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        Tweeting and yelling about how unfairly he's being treated.

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      1. AlbanThurston #FBPE‏ @AlbanThurston 18 May 2017
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        By avoiding expending mental energy on reading. Anything.

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