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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 18 May 2017

    Trump thinks the human body is a battery. This analogy blatantly disregards how bodies and batteries actually work: http://nyer.cm/cnIEWec pic.twitter.com/1995fRRGFL

    11:01 AM - 18 May 2017
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      1. Anna Navarro‏ @Ana_Navarroe 18 May 2017
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        Wow. Give the guy a break. Any analogy could be deconstructed to show it doesn't fit the bill. This is pathetic.

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      1. barry levine‏ @lowki 18 May 2017
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        Trump's grasp of fitness and physiology is like Trump's grasp of diplomacy, history, grammar, economics, aircraft carriers...

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      1. Middle Management WorkerBee‏ @nocalray 18 May 2017
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        Nobody ever accused him of being a smart man. Except for himself. Three words, Dunning Kruger effect.

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      1. Stephen Albanese‏ @StephenAlbanese 18 May 2017
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        A shame the one powering his delusional orange head powered down at about the age of 4.

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      1. Joe‏ @Option7_ 18 May 2017
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        With that kind of logic I'm sure Trump will be following Roger Ailes sooner than expected. Exercise extends your energy capacity & your life

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      1. 22976‏ @SteveCoxsCreek 18 May 2017
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        "There you go again", with the fake news and science shit.

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      1. Robert Ho‏ @RobHoAdvertisin 18 May 2017
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        But that's exactly how the human body worked in The Matrix movie.

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      1. Dr. Arbergay‏ @doctagee 18 May 2017
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        Who could argue that Trump needs lithium?

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      1. Mickey D.‏ @mlqdinh 18 May 2017
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        Aerobic or Resistance Exercise, or Both, in Dieting Obese Older Adults May 18, 2017 N Engl J Med 2017; 376:1943-1955

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      1. Science-George‏ @Science_George 18 May 2017
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        And I believe such an idea may've been appropriated from another source, but I just can't seem to remember where . . . Neo help me please!

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      1. ghoulil‏ @LilPurpleKitty 18 May 2017
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        thank you for this

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      1. Ryan Meyer‏ @ryandalemeyer 18 May 2017
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        Seth Rich

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      1. Martin Dunphy‏ @martindunphy 18 May 2017
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        You don't understand. He thinks The Matrix is a documentary.

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      1. W. Paxton Robinson‏ @WPaxtonRobinson 18 May 2017
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        The human body is a biological electronic machine with biological computer architecture at its helm not a battery

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      1. Ellen Rudolph‏ @ERudolph514 18 May 2017
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        In his case battery acid

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      1. BarbM #VoteBlueNow‏ @barmb17123 18 May 2017
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        Well, he's a science nay-sayer, so it's no surprise.

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      1. Mark Keogh‏ @MarkrKeogh 18 May 2017
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        "I'm, like, a smart person, okay..."

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      1. Bill Abbasi‏ @BillAbbasi1 18 May 2017
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        He's not the one, so don't unplug him from the alternate reality matrix.

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      1. Jeffrey S. Thompson‏ @JThom7248 18 May 2017
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        "thinks"

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