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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 18 May 2017

    .@BorowitzReport: Paul Ryan Sets Google News Alert for the Moment When Trump Becomes Unpopular Enough to Betray http://nyer.cm/GkMKpET pic.twitter.com/Ejl0fJTKMJ

    10:53 AM - 18 May 2017
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      1. Saleem Hijazy‏ @saleemhijazy 18 May 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        #Bad hom·bre ˈämbrā,ˈōmbrā #very #sneaky >> #PaulRyan @PRyan

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      2. mac o lantern  🎃‏ @macjaeh 18 May 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Is this comedy? How am I supposed to know this is funny?

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      3. J. Scott‏ @TatumJustin 18 May 2017
        Replying to @macjaeh @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        The Borowitz Report is a satirical column. Has been for a long time.

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      4. mac o lantern  🎃‏ @macjaeh 18 May 2017
        Replying to @TatumJustin @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        I'm aware - it's just remarkably unfunny.

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      5. J. Scott‏ @TatumJustin 18 May 2017
        Replying to @macjaeh @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Ah, my bad, thought you were actually asking.

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      1. Michael Zucker‏ @michaelzucker 18 May 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        In a related story, numerous Congressional Republicans make contingency plans to visit Walter Reed for spine re-attachment.

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      1. TheAverageChuck‏ @average_chuck 18 May 2017
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        But for the moment, #GOP leadership all will have heads buried in the sand.

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      1. Michael Kerr‏ @MFKerr 22 May 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Has it gone off yet?!

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      1. Jeffrey Kudo‏ @kudojeff 18 May 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        As far as Trump's grope for tyranny, this Ryan is going down with him.

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      1. Joe‏ @Option7_ 18 May 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        It's what a political weasel does. It's in Ryan's nature to turn on Trump when time is right to take the moral high ground & vote to impeach

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      1. Timothy Spriggs‏ @TimothySpriggs1 18 May 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        The same thing happened to Julius Ceasar.

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      1. BJ‏ @birgerolof 18 May 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @JoyceCarolOates @BorowitzReport

        Now it's not just about getting Trump out of the WH. It's about bringing Pence, Ryan, McConnell and other rightwing a-holes down with him

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      1. StevePT‏ @airdreson 18 May 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        RYAN Quintessential Bootlick! No moral compass of his own!

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      1. Mary Jo Sawyer‏ @MerryJoy1 18 May 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @MadPolitics @BorowitzReport

        Good one. Actually sounds like something he would say though.

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      1. Adela Rogers‏ @AdelaRogers 18 May 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Funny how eerily calm and matter-of-fact @SpeakerRyan was on @CNN yesterday. He's already measuring the Oval for new curtains.

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      1.  🌹2005 Kanye 🐼 🐼  ⬅️= ✊🏾 🌹‏ @tomshadyyy 18 May 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Ha

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      1. #TrumpGate‏ @TheWeParty2017 18 May 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        #TrumpGate Retweeted #TrumpGate

        https://twitter.com/TheWeParty2017/status/864850533793837056 …

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        #TrumpGate @TheWeParty2017
        Stop Fox News & the GOP Congress from covering up Trump Russia ties. We must know each of these GOP Senators by name & face. #GOPCoverup pic.twitter.com/62L2VHSr5Y
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      1. Ella Tabares‏ @EllaTabares 18 May 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        priceless.

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      1. JONATHON‏ @gpliafail 18 May 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Ryan is a traitor too...as big as Trump.

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      1. yyoo1‏ @yyoo1 18 May 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Trump (AKA Putin) probably has "compromat" on Ryan

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