Skip to content
By using Twitter’s services you agree to our Cookies Use. We and our partners operate globally and use cookies, including for analytics, personalisation, and ads.
  • Home Home Home, current page.
  • About

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Language: English
    • Bahasa Indonesia
    • Bahasa Melayu
    • Català
    • Čeština
    • Dansk
    • Deutsch
    • English UK
    • Español
    • Filipino
    • Français
    • Hrvatski
    • Italiano
    • Magyar
    • Nederlands
    • Norsk
    • Polski
    • Português
    • Română
    • Slovenčina
    • Suomi
    • Svenska
    • Tiếng Việt
    • Türkçe
    • Ελληνικά
    • Български език
    • Русский
    • Српски
    • Українська мова
    • עִבְרִית
    • العربية
    • فارسی
    • मराठी
    • हिन्दी
    • বাংলা
    • ગુજરાતી
    • தமிழ்
    • ಕನ್ನಡ
    • ภาษาไทย
    • 한국어
    • 日本語
    • 简体中文
    • 繁體中文
  • Have an account? Log in
    Have an account?
    · Forgot password?

    New to Twitter?
    Sign up
NewYorker's profile
The New Yorker
The New Yorker
The New Yorker
Verified account
@NewYorker

Tweets

The New YorkerVerified account

@NewYorker

The New Yorker is a weekly magazine with a mix of reporting on politics and culture, humor and cartoons, fiction and poetry, and reviews and criticism.

New York, NY
newyorker.com
Joined May 2008

Tweets

  • © 2018 Twitter
  • About
  • Help Center
  • Terms
  • Privacy policy
  • Cookies
  • Ads info
Dismiss
Previous
Next

Go to a person's profile

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @

Promote this Tweet

Block

  • Tweet with a location

    You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more

    Your lists

    Create a new list


    Under 100 characters, optional

    Privacy

    Copy link to Tweet

    Embed this Tweet

    Embed this Video

    Add this Tweet to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Add this video to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Hmm, there was a problem reaching the server.

    By embedding Twitter content in your website or app, you are agreeing to the Twitter Developer Agreement and Developer Policy.

    Preview

    Why you're seeing this ad

    Log in to Twitter

    · Forgot password?
    Don't have an account? Sign up »

    Sign up for Twitter

    Not on Twitter? Sign up, tune into the things you care about, and get updates as they happen.

    Sign up
    Have an account? Log in »

    Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:

    Country Code For customers of
    United States 40404 (any)
    Canada 21212 (any)
    United Kingdom 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
    Brazil 40404 Nextel, TIM
    Haiti 40404 Digicel, Voila
    Ireland 51210 Vodafone, O2
    India 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon, Reliance
    Indonesia 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel, Indosat, XL Axiata
    Italy 4880804 Wind
    3424486444 Vodafone
    » See SMS short codes for other countries

    Confirmation

     

    Welcome home!

    This timeline is where you’ll spend most of your time, getting instant updates about what matters to you.

    Tweets not working for you?

    Hover over the profile pic and click the Following button to unfollow any account.

    Say a lot with a little

    When you see a Tweet you love, tap the heart — it lets the person who wrote it know you shared the love.

    Spread the word

    The fastest way to share someone else’s Tweet with your followers is with a Retweet. Tap the icon to send it instantly.

    Join the conversation

    Add your thoughts about any Tweet with a Reply. Find a topic you’re passionate about, and jump right in.

    Learn the latest

    Get instant insight into what people are talking about now.

    Get more of what you love

    Follow more accounts to get instant updates about topics you care about.

    Find what's happening

    See the latest conversations about any topic instantly.

    Never miss a Moment

    Catch up instantly on the best stories happening as they unfold.

    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 16 May 2017

    If Donald Trump were a C.E.O., he’d probably be fired today: http://nyer.cm/oOefR0X pic.twitter.com/8CQ9Kf92PI

    4:30 PM - 16 May 2017
    • 617 Retweets
    • 1,449 Likes
    • American Empath KAYLEE BURRIS ℂ𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕣𝕪 𝔹𝕖𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕖 ℙ𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕪 🇺🇸🗽🌊 Mary Dimitruk lillie Scooter Tupelo Matt Bergquist root banx Carrie Sheridan
    66 replies 617 retweets 1,449 likes
      1. TonySomo‏ @somogyianthony 16 May 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        please copy @nikkihaley who thinks the President can do whatever he wants bc he's the CEO.. also please forward her copy of Constitution..

        0 replies 2 retweets 7 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. New conversation
      2. david.johnson‏ @dcjohnsonphd 16 May 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        If Trump were trying to become a CEO of any company other than his own, he never would have been hired in the first place

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. David Pope‏ @PopeGoodpope 16 May 2017
        Replying to @dcjohnsonphd @NewYorker

        I wouldn't hire Trump to be a cashier at a 7-11. He'd start fights with the customers, stiff the vendors and steal the sales tax.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. HockeyBob‏ @Bob_Salwasser 16 May 2017
        Replying to @PopeGoodpope @dcjohnsonphd @NewYorker

        Don't forget all the pussy grabbing, too. #Dolt45

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. End of conversation
      1. Middle Management WorkerBee‏ @nocalray 16 May 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        To be fair this is the first job the man has ever had. He should be expected to fail in a huge way. Fail bigly.

        0 replies 1 retweet 5 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. New conversation
      2. (((Erin Conroy)))‏ @chargrille 16 May 2017
        Replying to @13681636162Fong @NewYorker

        ? He lost by about 3 million votes.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. (((Erin Conroy)))‏ @chargrille 16 May 2017
        Replying to @chargrille @13681636162Fong @NewYorker

        More if you count all the voter suppression, CrossCheck, undoubted Russian vote hacking

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Richard Frias‏ @richardfrias 16 May 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        If he never inherited his father's empire, would we have even heard of him?

        1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
      3. 1 more reply
      1. Mike Watson‏ @MikeWat59297913 16 May 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Nope! Not "probably be fired", he would definitely be fired!

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. darren‏ @darrenelwood 16 May 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        When Ken Lay said on TV he didn't know anything illegal was going on, I said he's either a bad liar or bad CEO. Both grounds for dismissal.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Paula Gamache  🇺🇸‏ @PaulaG6575 16 May 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        wouldn't last five mins in a public co #loser

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. d Krieger‏ @dskriege1 16 May 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Fortunately in his non-publicly owned companies, he has the US tax code and Putin to cover his losses and bankruptcies

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. DimetriosVandiegriff‏ @DimetriosV 16 May 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        EGG-FUGGIN-ZACTLY

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Jerry Pang‏ @jjpang13 16 May 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Trump would not be hired as CEO by any sensible, ethical company at the 1st place. If he was not born rich, he may not get a job at 7/Eleven

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo

    Loading seems to be taking a while.

    Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

      Promoted Tweet

      false

      • © 2018 Twitter
      • About
      • Help Center
      • Terms
      • Privacy policy
      • Cookies
      • Ads info