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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 3 May 2017

    James Comey's two-door choice: http://nyer.cm/zxV6SXs pic.twitter.com/sVEHXEAfP4

    3:00 PM - 3 May 2017
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      1. slbeckett‏ @slbeckett 3 May 2017
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        It seems he chose one of each. And now the world has President Trump.

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      1. EK Williams‏ @EKWBeBe 3 May 2017
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        He needs acting lessons; testimony performance was not believable.

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      1. Marena McPherson‏ @marenamcpherson 3 May 2017
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        A 3rd door: tell House Committee on Oversight he was bound by Hatch Act and not available to share anything two months before election.

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      1. Brian Keith O'Hara‏ @bkohatl 3 May 2017
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        We see it differently, investigate and look for the truth, commit TREASON and help Trump steal the 2016 Electionpic.twitter.com/QdsEaUNlsK

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      1. Sh 👻wn 🎃 (clowns are scary)‏ @herunlikelyname 3 May 2017
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        Does Comey think he's some sort of poet? Jeez, this whole thing is such a weird mess.

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      1. 𝙼𝚛. 𝙱𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚍𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎‏ @breedlovewho 3 May 2017
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        If only there was a door that said follow DOJ guidelines and hold off a couple weeks while you review the evidence before spouting off

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      1. Patricia McGowan‏ @LovesLucy 3 May 2017
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        Comey was only Dudley Doright with Clinton, not Trump/Russia. Nauseating.

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      1. judith feldman‏ @judefeldman1 3 May 2017
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        we radiate wonderful free+ fair elections. Any Americans part of that effort (to destroy) that, very serious matter. u sir did just that.

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      1. Dangerous Witnesses‏ @DangerWitness 3 May 2017
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        And yet you spoke about one and concealed the other? @JamesComeyFBI

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      1. Spencer Graf‏ @SpencerGraf 3 May 2017
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        He could have "spoken" by divulging that the FBI was investigating BOTH Clinton and Trump, which was true, and not affected the election.

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      1. Pope Impius‏ @PopeImpius 3 May 2017
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        ..and he shoved Hillary out the "speak" door, and kept Trump well hidden behind the one marked "conceal".

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      1. Nuke Laloosh‏ @Freerangebison 3 May 2017
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        How about wait.

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      1. judi scandiff‏ @jscandiffwow 3 May 2017
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        And he chose "speak" for one and "conceal" for the other...

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      1. Chris Elliott‏ @GrammarDance 3 May 2017
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        I'll take Door #3, Monty!

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      1. peter‏ @psbono 3 May 2017
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        What about concealingTrump Russian collusion? FBI's Strong Rules not to Meddle in the Election? Telling 1/2 the story is wrong even for kids

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      1. SpeakYourMind‏ @Be_Aware2 3 May 2017
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        you will be the one the American people blame for paving the way for a totally incompetent, dangerously inept man to be president

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      1.  🌀 Bryan Edward "Beto" Stone‏ @bestoneTX 3 May 2017
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        And a third door that said, "Keep it to yourself for just two more weeks then go ahead and explain everything."

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      1. jan‏ @freespeak3 3 May 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        True, as long as #Comey spells "speak" u-n-p-r-o-f-e-s-s-i-o-n-a-l-i-s-m & spells "conceal" p-r-o-f-e-s-s-i-o-n-a-l-i-s-m.

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      1. Christal Lake Kellowe’en‏ @greatwetshart 3 May 2017
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        Fuck this guy.

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      1. avathaar‏ @avathaar 4 May 2017
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        Learning how to open two doors simultaneously...

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