My apologies,
Madame, this foul stench will hold
For twenty more floors.
#haiku
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If an old lady farts in an elevator, hit the red button. I don't know why but old women's farts are lethal and malodorous beyond tolerance.
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No, if you fart, look at the old lady with contempt.
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Oh how I wish we could talk about something other than farting or Trump. You've got to have something better up your sleeve
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a quiet fart is OK
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