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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 2 May 2017

    In @tnyshouts, elevator etiquette: Do not make more than one second of eye contact with anyone. Do not talk.http://nyer.cm/ffEN1a0 

    3:30 PM - 2 May 2017
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      1. Patte‏ @4ourgirlsnow 2 May 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @tnyshouts

        The Hell with no talking! Christ, my imaginary friend would be so hurt.🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

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      1. world jim‏ @blueroadearth 2 May 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @tnyshouts

        Should we use a stop watch to time our eye contact? What is the best eye contact stop watch? Do you have a coupon?

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      1. Benet H‏ @BenetH42 2 May 2017
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        Do not suddenly open your eyes really wide and say "I have to find another human body".

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      1. Donna Overocker‏ @DonnaOverocker 2 May 2017
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        i break this all the time on purpose people want to talk

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      1. Debra M‏ @DebraDjs83 2 May 2017
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        Why? Why can't I say good morning? Why can't I say "nice tie, nice shoes. Let's acknowledge each bothered existence for 20 seconds!

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      1. Michael Rodgers‏ @gottalaughdaily 2 May 2017
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        Good advice for NY City, where most people are some form of mentally disturbed 😳 In SoCal we just share sun block and joints...😸

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      1. Eileen Marcon‏ @ii2u 2 May 2017
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        Good thing you didn't say don't scream in an elevator... I wouldn't have met my husband of 31 years and our 4 kids wouldn't have been born 😢

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      1. JimmyWhiskers‏ @JimmyWhiskers 2 May 2017
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        Facing the back in a crowded elevator is always popular, especially if your face starts twitching.

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      1. Fêkîfiroş‏ @fekifiros 2 May 2017
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        How am I supposed to promote my fruits and veggies without an elevator speech?! 😐

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      1. Ruyliev‏ @zetetic2017 2 May 2017
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        As when you are surrounded by wolves?

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      1. Dmitri Dmitriyevich‏ @RutteOudeSimon 2 May 2017
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        Dmitri Dmitriyevich Retweeted The New Yorker

        *frantically presses 'close doors' to prevent anyone from entering*https://twitter.com/newyorker/status/859535622373027840 …

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        The New YorkerVerified account @NewYorker
        In @tnyshouts, elevator etiquette: Do not make more than one second of eye contact with anyone. Do not talk. http://nyer.cm/ffEN1a0 
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      1. steph | #mono outsold bts‏ @sprkletan 2 May 2017
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        Oh, didn't c u there 🤗 vote @BTS_twt for #BTSBBMAs Top Social Artists✊🏾✊🏾

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      1. An Auld Phart‏ @Auld_Phart 2 May 2017
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        Is the limit one fart, or two?

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      1. SayChowdaFrenchie‏ @AndyAreYouOhkay 2 May 2017
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        Fuck that. I stare directly at you until one of us leaves. I take no chances.

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      1. mmny‏ @nyindimm 2 May 2017
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        #iwillnotbesilenced

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      1. KariLynn‏ @eukariote 2 May 2017
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        YES!! Thank you!!!!

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